Adventurers! Scavengers! We burned down the jungles and this is now our prized possession!
We spared no costs to secure this gorgeous statue from those evil Jungle-dwellers, who absolutely don't deserve this fine piece of art.
If they had any appreciation for it, they surely would have hidden it better!
We civilzed Trophyhunters, we have a much better appreciation, we even hired armed goons to protect this precious artifact!
We also spared no cost in transporting it out of the charred rainforest it was found in, so your guests can enjoy the riches of ancient cultures without any obstruction.
(and laugh at those primeval derps, to pride ourselves in how much greater our civilization is compared to those primitive pityful peoples)(they never even heard of Facebook! Go figure!)
And don't listen to those few critics who say there's a curse surrounding this sculpture,
how it supposedly puts a curse on any guest who would stare at it for too long.
Doomed...ha.. it's just a silly rumour, nothing to it!
Those conspiracy factcheckers are failed existences.. who needs facts when we have fiction! No?
Now available in the Workshop:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1603194924
We spared no costs to secure this gorgeous statue from those evil Jungle-dwellers, who absolutely don't deserve this fine piece of art.
If they had any appreciation for it, they surely would have hidden it better!
We civilzed Trophyhunters, we have a much better appreciation, we even hired armed goons to protect this precious artifact!
We also spared no cost in transporting it out of the charred rainforest it was found in, so your guests can enjoy the riches of ancient cultures without any obstruction.
(and laugh at those primeval derps, to pride ourselves in how much greater our civilization is compared to those primitive pityful peoples)(they never even heard of Facebook! Go figure!)
And don't listen to those few critics who say there's a curse surrounding this sculpture,
how it supposedly puts a curse on any guest who would stare at it for too long.
Doomed...ha.. it's just a silly rumour, nothing to it!
Those conspiracy factcheckers are failed existences.. who needs facts when we have fiction! No?
Now available in the Workshop:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1603194924
