Do you have an itch to explore the galaxy, leaving no stone unturned in the search for the newest scoop?
Are you willing to brave the fiercest nebula or most intense warzone just for the chance of the perfect snap?
Will you be able to go from tangling with the roughest and toughest to hobnobbing with the richest and prettiest without missing a beat?
Will you be able to write the most eye-catching, mouth-watering, hit-gathering headlines and news stories this side of Sol?
Are you willing to work for little pay and no college credit?
If any of these describe you, then GNN is needs you!
With a storied history in interstellar journalism and an official non-forged Imperial News License, ignoring that the trademark is shared with my good-for-nothing brother and that I rightfully should have inherited controlling shares in the company rather than him, GoonNetNews is here for the public, delivering to them Not the News They Need, but the News They Deserve! And you can be part of this new and exciting chapter in our history, and get in on the ground floor, thanks to the fact that my good for nothing brother left me with nothing more than the floor, an internet connection, and shared rights to the GNN trademark.
If there's any newshounds out there, now's the time to act. Send me a private message if you want to work undercover, otherwise post in this thread and let me know you're interested!
Read regular news updates at our news feed on twitter at GoonNetNews! No matter how incredibly your story may seem, let us know and we will probably run it!
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