General / Off-Topic The Rapture Is Coming!

CMDR Cosmic Spacehead

CMDR Cosmic Spacehead
Apparently.

Again.


They'll get it right eventually. If you predict something will happen, for every day of the year, for thousands of years....

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www....ns-video-warning-tsunami-earthquake-Jesus/amp

Wasn't this supposed to happen like 20 years ago?

When is everyone gonna bog off and leave me in peace, to enjoy the planet with far less people on it? Lol

(I'm not religious in the slightest, so I have no clue what they're on about!)

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Iskariot

Iskariot
You visit the wrong websites.
There is no information to be found on that website. None whatsoever.
A waste of your time.
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Arry

Arry
June 23rd; now what do I know about that date?

My first wedding, well that went well and was expensive; from beginning to end.

June 23rd? Last year; wasn't that Brexit? Well that went well, as well, so I guess a big rock hitting the earth would be a great way to celebrate.

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CMDR_Cosmicspacehead said:
Sometimes twice a year. Lol

Didn't they try to steal the Mayan 2012 doomday too?

Religion is so bizarre...
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I really think the Mayan doomsday thing is so funny. There was no Mayan prediction of the end of the world; what was confusing every one was the fact that the Mayan calender just stopped and everyone shouted, 'wow is me, it's the end of the world'. Not, 'Oh I guess the guy with ODC that made it, had to stop somewhere'.
 
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TheAntitheist Crusader

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CMDR_Cosmicspacehead said:
Sometimes twice a year. Lol

Didn't they try to steal the Mayan 2012 doomday too?

Religion is so bizarre...
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They have been saying it for 2000 years, each new generation of christians think they are going to see the return of their saviour (who apparently kills everyone but them) and happens to favour red states in the United States, because we all know Jesus was a white American republcan (apply relevant idiocy to regional christian branches worldwide). lol, it would be funny but i hate the idea that a nuclear war or comet would make these idiots think they were right. (well i hate the idea of a nuclear war or comet anyway but you get what i mean).
 
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m0rl0ck

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The rapture already happened, god, being the tricky sort that he is, erased it from the collective memory to keep the idiots in suspense.
 

CMDR Cosmic Spacehead

CMDR Cosmic Spacehead
Arry said:
I really think the Mayan doomsday thing is so funny. There was no Mayan prediction of the end of the world; what was confusing every one was the fact that the Mayan calender just stopped and everyone shouted, 'wow is me, it's the end of the world'. Not, 'Oh I guess the guy with ODC that made it, had to stop somewhere'.
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I know right?

I'd be like going to the shops to find no 2018 calendars on sale, and screaming "OMG, THE WORLD ENDS ON NEW YEARS EVE!!"

The whole rapture thing is funny anyway.

"God is gonna take everyone who believes away, leaving the rest behind"
Personally, I see that as a win for me.

No more damn leaflets through my letter box, asking "Do you know Jesus?"
Still get the annoying pizza ones though. But I like pizza. Can't have everything though!
 

Minonian

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Minonian
TheAntitheist Crusader said:
Let me guess, when it doesn't happen they will say it's next year....it's always next year lol.
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And the year after.

You know what folks? It's booorning! Waited soo long for a real proper end of the world, but it's never came but always promised so i don't belíve in anymore, and want to have something else for a change.
So you know what? let me know when a new world created. But do not ever!!! Bug me with this nonsense lie.
 
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Minonian

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Minonian
By taken a closer look to this list i'd say it's far from complete. They had forgot about buddhist hindi, and islamic doomsday prophecies, and also did not mentioned quasi scientific mumbo jumboes. well? not all of them. :D

But the prophecies of the last 17 years are still enough to make me look on them like this.

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verminstar

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verminstar
Live every day as though its yer last...because according the internet, everyday is gonna be yer last. I keep hearing this mantra that we are all doomed and damned fer my sins...so does that mean that it wont matter what I do from this point on because Im already doomed and damned?

To a fun lovin criminal and guerilla gardener and part time chemistry lab rat, telling them they damned now is like an open invitation to enjoy what little time we have left. Redemption isnt possible if we doomed and damned so whats to lose? I mean, if we all gonna die anyway, how much worse can it actually get?

People have died from old age waiting to die...its almost funny when ye think about it.

Usually on these doom youtube clips, Ill start watching them...hear someone start gushing with an american accent before rolling my eyes in an all too familiar way, and load up some old mountain biking clips instead while chilling to some sweet tribal and tech house podcasts from the underground scene in Tokyo.

Die? I wont die, I shall depart...theres a difference ^
 

Sterlino

Sterlino
also, i am still waiting for the big one in California


Maybe Trump will begins the attack on North Korea
An asteroid will hits the ground.
An earthquake will strike
Meanwhile a wander black hole is on its on the route to the earth
And the proton will decay.
So this universe will ends.


everything soon(tm)

These are all inevitable facts guys... you can't do anything about it. :D
 
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CMDR CODY

CMDR CODY
A lot of misinformation here. The 5000 year Mayan calendar had NO mention of the end of the world. The movies did. All the Mayans said was it was the end of one age, and the beginning of a new age.

As far as the rapture goes, No man will be able to tell when it comes, like a thief in the night it will be upon you.
Oh yeah, The rapture comes AFTER the tribulation, which has already began. The idea that God was taking up his followers before the tribulation was made by one preacher in 1830, from one bible verse. He denounced the rest of scripture that says afterwards. Since your not Christians, Id not worry about it.
 
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