The Space Texan's Space guide to not dying in Space.

TheSpaceTexan

TheSpaceTexan
Hello, in this thread, I shall give you the advice of flying and piloting, in space.

Today's lesson, when you discover a really good trade route, don't tell everyone and the sink about it baby.

And this concludes today's lesson. Tune in next time as we adventure onto the marvelous concept of Pilot versus Pilot.
 

Crabwich

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TheSpaceTexan said:
Hello, in this thread, I shall give you the advice of flying and piloting, in space.

Today's lesson, when you discover a really good trade route, don't tell everyone and the sink about it baby.

And this concludes today's lesson. Tune in next time as we adventure onto the marvelous concept of Pilot versus Pilot.
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I followed this advise but still died... in space. Regardless, I wait with baited breath for the next installment. My only hope is that there will be better donuts at the next meeting.

Cheers,
Crab
 

DaveB

DaveB
Today's lesson comes from the Book of Armaments, beginning to read at verse 14.

Runneth thou not without shields, lest thy damage bill runneth over thy profit. Neither shalt thou run unarmed, for thy loaned popguns can nevertheless discourage the casual pirate. Carry thou an AFM in place of thy least of cargo racks, for when the scurvy space-rat hath obliterated thy thrusters thou shalt not be required to self-destruct.

Lo, though they be nerfed, thou shalt receive great blessings from a SCB and these blessings may exalt thee into supercruise undamaged, causing much lamentation and gnashing of teeth from the forces of evil.

Know thou, that in the unforgiving galaxy, nuts of steel attract bigger boots and that thou shouldst flee when overmatched.

Here endeth the lesson.
 
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TheSpaceTexan

TheSpaceTexan
Hello, in this thread, I shall give you the advice of flying and piloting, in space.

Continuing from where I was, Flying 538k ls to fight a war and forgetting to dock at the nearby station is incredibily dangerous and stupid baby.

And this concludes today's lesson. Tune in next time as we adventure onto the marvelous concept of Pilot versus an Organization.
 
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