Oi you orrible little lot, listen up.
The Super Special Sekrit Squirrel Klub is recruiting.
This is my guild so if you want to join then leave an x in the thread and I’ll consider letting you in.
Yarr! - No idea why I put that in but it seems obligatory.
Klub Rulz:
1. Guild Uniform. No badges, uniforms, clan tags or anyother forms of identification. What part of Sekrit is hard to understand – nuggets.
2. Guild Meetings. Lord knows I’ve seen some of you guys around and trust me; it’s not an experience I want to repeat. So for pity’s sake just stay away, preferably somewhere near Sagittarius A, and definitely upwind if you don’t mind.
3. Guild Comms. None, nope Nada, nothing. I’ve enough trouble trying to drown out the voices in my head using the application of copious quantities of Gin and Tonic. The last thing I need is to have to listen to you lot as well. So if you need to talk to someone about that suspicious rash you just developed then please find someone who cares. Clue – it so aint me.
4. Guild bank. – yeah we got one of them. Deposit only, by brown envelope and left in the usual place, under the park bench. Just don’t leave it there during the hours of darkness as my electronic tag beeps when I get within 100 yards of the Public Conveniences. It was all a misunderstanding.
Well wanna join?
Just put your x below and never, ever speak to me again – please.
(I suspect my recruiting patter may need some work.)
The Super Special Sekrit Squirrel Klub is recruiting.
This is my guild so if you want to join then leave an x in the thread and I’ll consider letting you in.
Yarr! - No idea why I put that in but it seems obligatory.
Klub Rulz:
1. Guild Uniform. No badges, uniforms, clan tags or anyother forms of identification. What part of Sekrit is hard to understand – nuggets.
2. Guild Meetings. Lord knows I’ve seen some of you guys around and trust me; it’s not an experience I want to repeat. So for pity’s sake just stay away, preferably somewhere near Sagittarius A, and definitely upwind if you don’t mind.
3. Guild Comms. None, nope Nada, nothing. I’ve enough trouble trying to drown out the voices in my head using the application of copious quantities of Gin and Tonic. The last thing I need is to have to listen to you lot as well. So if you need to talk to someone about that suspicious rash you just developed then please find someone who cares. Clue – it so aint me.
4. Guild bank. – yeah we got one of them. Deposit only, by brown envelope and left in the usual place, under the park bench. Just don’t leave it there during the hours of darkness as my electronic tag beeps when I get within 100 yards of the Public Conveniences. It was all a misunderstanding.
Well wanna join?
Just put your x below and never, ever speak to me again – please.
(I suspect my recruiting patter may need some work.)
