The Super Special Sekrit Squirrel Klub is recruiting.

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Righto - sounds like we have a touch of the Feta Game going on here. If any of you chaps and chappesess are out and about later on today. You wouldn't mind awfully nipping by the Continental Counter in your local supermarket. If you could grab some of that sublime Greek Goat/Sheep based crumbly white cheese with a rich salty flavour, and report back. I understand it goes particularly well with the light to medium-bodied, red berry and cherry flavours present in a lovely bottle of Pinot Noir.

Toodle Pip old beans.
 

Yaffle

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You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." But only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
 
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Thankyou, Good Night, Much Love

Damn, you've uncovered, and thwarted my subtle plan to ensure no one could ever join. You're too bloody clever by half.

Intelligence is just the department for you - Report for the pre security checks. Just one tip, make sure he's finally washed that bleeding potato first, we don't want a re-run of the great French Frie Famine of 08.

Hmm, going to have to re-think now.
 
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