Theres A Thargoid In My Drink......

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The bubble is one thing but i'll be damned if they are involving themselves in my drink..... this means war!!!!
 
Ahhhh, look. A little baby Thargoid !

You should look after it and raise it as your own. And it might help bring about peace between Thargoids and Humans in the future. ;)
 
ED submersibles and underwater fights confirmed!

"Captain, we have acquired the Thargoid! You're not gonna like it."
"What's the status of that ship, commander?"
""It looks a bit tipsy."
 
ED submersibles and underwater fights confirmed!

"Captain, we have acquired the Thargoid! You're not gonna like it."
"What's the status of that ship, commander?"
""It looks a bit tipsy."

My Cobra 4 has a phased cloak that allows it to submerge into anything but stellar objects. :)
 
I *knew* the Thargoids had been drinking!

"Psssht....hey, Zork. Zork!"
"...waaaaat..."
"C'mere. See the hoomans?"
"Uhuh."
"I'ma...I'ma skeer 'em. Gonna pull 'em outta hypershp....hypo...that place, y'know?"
"Duuude...shine the holiday lights attem, let'm think we're...scannin' 'em! Thazzit, scannin' 'em. Jus pass me nother drink from the cooler before you do, mkay?"
 
New secret Thargoid ship class for 3.0, Thargaholic. While the big ships handle human stations and vessels, these ones will micro-UA bomb our booze supplies to undermine morale.

There is only one rational response to this strategic development.
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