Theys coming to take me away ha ha hee hee ho ho

verminstar

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I can almost imagine the mods seeing the thread title and the author and groaning inwardly at the thought of what delights await them :p

So...explorers and the concept of "space madness" has gone hand in hand since forever and a bit...but is it role play or genuine insanity?

As I scan through the forum, its all salt and attempts at building hype which isnt really that much fun anymore. Dont get me wrong, I can be as salty as the next man, but it wears one down after a time. Basically whats happening is that I cba with about 5 quarters of the forum so Ive decided to start a funny and see where it goes.

So are ye a genuine nutball or is it just role play?
 
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To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
 

verminstar

Banned
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa

I love it when someone mentions nice young men...its arousing ^
 
I was BORN a nutjob!! Usually contained but the boredom of the exploring mechanics in elite tip me over from time to time.......wibble
 
I love it when someone mentions nice young men...its arousing ^


Nice young men, nice young men, nice young men
Nice young men, nice young men, nice young men
Nice young men, nice young men, nice young men
Nice young men, nice young men, nice young men
Nice young men, nice young men,
Nice young men
Nice young

Men

Nice young men

;)
 
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verminstar

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Nice young men, nice young men, nice young men

Perfect...hirsute is best as its easier to skin them before basting them in salted butter and covering them in tin foil before at least 90 minutes at 220 degrees.

Theres more eatin in the menfolk, the females are all skin n bone and bits get stuck in the teeth [yesnod]
 
You dont start off mad when you go exploring
In fact you start off perfectly sane and normal thinking .... I'll just go a couple of 1000 ly out or maybe 5000 to access palin
Then it starts.... lets go a bit further... a run to Colonia. then the honk scoop jump routine sets in and you see how far you can go in an hr.. then you find an earthlike and think of the money

ANd more money.. but the honk jump scoop takes over..... soon the weeks of lonlyness take their toll and you imagine you can see things in your ship
Finally your mind cant take it anymore and you start talking to things only you can see.....

By the time you return to the bubble (if you return that is), the scan trigger relex will be permanent and you'll be as mad as the rest of the explorers


Bill

<<currently being looked after by the space unicorns at the Anlave home for the incurably insane...[wacky]
 
Just a few hundred ly journey and even long super cruise rides will bring out my inner nutcase, I couldn't imagine the madness of traveling to the center or further

And my friends are quite annoyed by it as well I'll be in an Xbox live party with them and after a short while they can tell I'm going on a time consuming journey
 
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Perfect...hirsute is best as its easier to skin them before basting them in salted butter

So what part of the Emerald Isle are you from. [Don't answer that.]

and covering them in tin foil before at least 90 minutes at 220 degrees.
Is that using a fan oven or are you still using a range?

Are you sure?
Get off the cooker, John Wayne. You're too old to ride the range.

Theres more eatin in the menfolk, the females are all skin n bone and bits get stuck in the teeth [yesnod]

Aye but they are tastier. IMO
 
And if you thought the original is crazy, have you heard side B?

[video=youtube;LasQ38LPq7k]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LasQ38LPq7k[/video]
 

Minonian

Banned
Familiar... :D If you are alone or messed too long, you will end up a little crazy. :p
[video=youtube;MNY7fQSWfSw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNY7fQSWfSw[/video]
 
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa

And if you thought the original is crazy, have you heard side B?


I still have the original 45 rpm record of this that I bought when I was a kid! The other side of the record played the track backwards, and the label on that side was printed in reverse as well! Napoleon the 14th is the name of the artist I believe.

A Warner Brothers release with an Orange Label. I practically wore the thing out! (The backwards side to a much higher degree! I learned how to speak backwards thanks to that record!) :D
 
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Symptoms of space madness may include the following; talking to your self/ship, hallucinations, Hyperactivity, talking to stars, insomnia, itching, scratching and the urge to go further if you have these symptoms please see a doctor immediately
 
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