This can all stop if you give me Cr67,000 of cargo

[BDelacroix]

The only thing I give pirates is the contents of my weapons magazines.
I am amused that some of them will demand less and less the closer their hulls get to 0%.
Then.. silence...

Of course, there are also the ones who complain when I carry no cargo, perhaps my favorite is:

"My children will go hungry tonight." Because my only thought is: "And be orphans in the morning." as hard points deploy.

Or perhaps all this time in the cold void of space has chilled my blood and displaced my soul...

Pirate wanna be:"How do you people make any money?"

Me: "Like this"

Followed by a collection of a bounty.

 

[IndigoWyrd]

On a brighter note, at least they won't have a dead beat dad to worry about.

Nope, just a dead one. That is, until I track them down too.. darn loose ends....

Pirate wanna be:"How do you people make any money?"

Me: "Like this"

Followed by a collection of a bounty.

I have actually replied in local "By killing fools like you." and done the exact same thing.
It makes me smile.

 

[metascrawl]

I'm about to troll this thread into oblivion. This can all stop if you give me one unit of rep.