This forum in a nutshell

[M00ka]

Im just going on the assumption its more or less the same as an old flame of mine, Dolly the sheep...dont suppose hes actually Welsh do ye?

I thought Dolly was the catalyst for the Clone Wars ........ or was she the result of the war, damn timeline always gets me confused

 

[PigKiller]

Shell? I'll keep my nuts in their sack thank you very much!

"The movers and shakers have always been obsessive nuts."
- Theodore Sturgeon

 

[verminstar]

I thought Dolly was the catalyst for the Clone Wars ........ or was she the result of the war, damn timeline always gets me confused

I got a bunch of clones all fighting each other fer light in the propagation tent, but thats possibly not the same sorta clones yer talking about...

Im still stuck on this mental image of a kitten getting squeezed out and the first thing it sees is a very small, stringy thing that gets the claws fer the first time...thatd wake ye up in the morning alright ^

 

[M00ka]

I got a bunch of clones all fighting each other fer light in the propagation tent, but thats possibly not the same sorta clones yer talking about...

Im still stuck on this mental image of a kitten getting squeezed out and the first thing it sees is a very small, stringy thing that gets the claws fer the first time...thatd wake ye up in the morning alright ^

We should really consider the facts of the incident. Commander Drewcarnegie stated categorically that he is the father of two (2) cats, so we can only surmise that the cats are twins, because to repeat this mystifying feat more than once borders on the suicidal. Next fact is that the good Commander is in fact a male of the species, since he stated he is the father of said felines. Since he is lacking the necessary plumbing the only form of birth that could occur is a caesarean birth and one could safely assume an anaesthetic such as an epidural would have been administered. So no matter what dangly bit the kitten(s) saw immediately after birth, no pain would have been felt by the good Commander.

Of course, once the epidural wore off, I do imagine tears would have flowed freely .....

 

[[Diplomacy] Carnegie]

We should really consider the facts of the incident. Commander Drewcarnegie stated categorically that he is the father of two (2) cats, so we can only surmise that the cats are twins, because to repeat this mystifying feat more than once borders on the suicidal. Next fact is that the good Commander is in fact a male of the species, since he stated he is the father of said felines. Since he is lacking the necessary plumbing the only form of birth that could occur is a caesarean birth and one could safely assume an anaesthetic such as an epidural would have been administered. So no matter what dangly bit the kitten(s) saw immediately after birth, no pain would have been felt by the good Commander.

Of course, once the epidural wore off, I do imagine tears would have flowed freely .....

You people worry me

1. Being a father does NOT mean that you give birth yourself.
2. The first thing kittens want to do on being born is suck, not bite
3. I did mention the ketamine thing, didn't I?