I really have to applaud the people who make the very brave statement of "fix bugs in the game". I know that these incredible words are instrumental in the correction of any issues that exist.
Scene: A darkened room, moonlight trickling in through the blinds. Individuals sit about a conference table
Developer 1: We've run into some... complications.
Developer 2: Stabbing a hunting knife into the conference table I told you fools, this time it's gone too far!
Developer 1: Jesus christ Will that's a brand new table
Developer 2: Okay, no, I'm cool, I'm good. What do we do?
Developer 3: Saunters into the room in only a speedo I just finished the devstream, what's up?
Developer 1: We were talking about the bugs in the new update.
Developer 2: We don't know what to do about them.
Developer 3: Drops his coffee Oh no.
Developer 1: C'mon man, the rug.
Developer 3: moving a lifesized cutout of David Braben over the coffee spill So what do we do about the bugs?
Developer 4: lifting his head from the table I've been crying, but it hasn't helped.
Developer 2: Have we thought about putting all of our clothes in a trash can and burning them and living like beasts in the woods?
Developer 1: writing that idea on the whiteboard Okay, any other ideas?
Developer 5: smashes through the conference room window
Developer 1: Hi Zac
Developer 5: spitting out glass, holding up a long print-out, which trails out of the room I printed out the forums and good news, we're out of paper
Developer 3: What if we burn the paper, will that make the problem go away?
Developer 1: sighs, turning back around to write that on the whiteboard
Developer 2: Wait! stands up, grabbing a fistful of the trailing paper behind Developer 5 Look at this!
Developer 1: crouching down, he scans the papers F...Fix the bugs?
Developer 4: pauses crying What? Can we do that?
Developer 1: I guess, I mean, it's right here.
Developer 2: Leans over to the giant switch on the wall, pulling the lever from "Bugs" to "Fixed"
Developer 1: Oh that was easy. Why didn't I see that before?
Developer 2: It is pretty darkened in this room.
Developer 3: Did you pull it all the way down?
Developer 2: Eh probably, I can't see. Maybe we should go home.
Developer 5: still on the floor amongst the broken glass Do you guys not live here?
Developer 1: I'm going home. Looks off hopefully toward the horizon, but he's inside so he's just staring at the wall Thank you, random forum hero. Thank you.
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