Those NPC passengers are spoiled brats.

I wish i could be an NPC passenger in real life. Not only do they have their own escape capsule, while i don't even get to have a parachute.

But also, their flights leave on time!

I'm sitting here in Tallinn, had to stay an extra night only to have my replacement flight canceled too.

When i finally get on a plane, i shall stand up as soon as we reach cruising altitude, and proclaim my demand four tons of lavian brandy and one ton of hutton mugs!

Just saying.
 
Also, don't forget to confirm with the company that you are very protective about your privacy and will not tolerate customs scanning your suitcase in the station.
 
I wish i could be an NPC passenger in real life. Not only do they have their own escape capsule, while i don't even get to have a parachute.

But also, their flights leave on time!

I'm sitting here in Tallinn, had to stay an extra night only to have my replacement flight canceled too.

When i finally get on a plane, i shall stand up as soon as we reach cruising altitude, and proclaim my demand four tons of lavian brandy and one ton of hutton mugs!

Just saying.

If you have a few hundred grand to spare, I can arrange for a Private jet to reach you from the Middle East ;-) Then you can be more demanding than ED passengers.
 
Don't forget than in the event that you decide to be a tourist visiting civil war affected areas, you must demand that the pilot takes you to another more suitable destination just about when you're about to land!
 
Also, don't forget to confirm with the company that you are very protective about your privacy and will not tolerate customs scanning your suitcase in the station.

That's a great idea! "My bag was scanned so now I only pay half price!"

Alas at least the hotel I got to stay in was really nice. And I'm gonna get some moneh as compensation.
 
But on the other hand nobody flies next to a sun and dumps you into it, just because he needs to eat diner.
 
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