TOP TIPS for Elite Dangerous

[MikeSnos]

Relive the Pirate experience by telling supermarket security (read: Bounty Hunters!) you are a compulsive shoplifter, then run and hide amongst the racks!

I tried that... There's a bug in this bit though... They're rather dim and walked past me... I think standing next to the Action Man figures in the Toy section disguised me suitably...

Note : not all posts on t'internet are necessarily factually correct...

 

[deMangler]

Almost similar, but not exactly - Tonight I had the wonderful fortune of watching a blob in a blobchair at Walmart filling her basket full of frozen pizza, and then going to the arms counter and loading up on shotgun cartridges.

I cannot even begin to imagine what diet programme that may be. Quite the experience!

What springs to mind is Frozen Pizza shooting in the style of Clay Pigeon shooting. Maybe as a diet it kind of works. Kill them before they kill you!

 

[The Space Pirate]

What springs to mind is Frozen Pizza shooting in the style of Clay Pigeon shooting. Maybe as a diet it kind of works. Kill them before they kill you!

Damn; now I want a pizza.

 

[Frank]

What springs to mind is Frozen Pizza shooting in the style of Clay Pigeon shooting. Maybe as a diet it kind of works. Kill them before they kill you!

Damn; now I want a pizza.

I wanna dozen pizzas, a pizza catapult, and a shotgun.

 

[Alien]

If you want to know what piloting the Anaconda will be like, ask a Royal Navy Captain if you can pilot his Frigate in a battle with Somali pirates

You can also practice shooting pirates with your missiles if the Captain lets you fire off their Guided Missile Launching System