Trade missions are now ... R.I.P. 2 pirates interdicting me, this is a WARNING to the pirates out there - THREAD for over 18, minors ask parental permission before reading
It all started when I decided to take a 500k worth trading mission, YES, I want to be stinking rich..
, the route 2 jumps,
as soon as I do the first jump this happens
"OMG we are interdicted, EMERGENCY, save the commander, cute women and children who can repair the ship first !"
Yes children with their small hands are very important tool to any commander without any sense of morality... and women you know why a commander alone 24h a day in space would save them for, life can be sweet too..
However I was interdicted and ...
"NOO It's a DANGEROUS ASP SCOUT!!"
Pirate starts opening fire on my poor ASP EXPLORER bought with the money I had trading and assassinating innocent Religious leaders around the galaxy, well not my fault, they seem to be annoying too many people to the point many people offer ridiculous money to make them encounter their divinity...
However, I counter attack and kill the poor pirate, he will not make it today, I'll have to go entertain their wife and tell them about their horrible fate in vacuum
I jump again, this time is the finally race to destination but NOO,
"Again, I already told you what to do girls... I won't repeat the drill"
I was so the first thing I did was submitting to the novice Eagle and killed it on sight ...
"30 seconds, new record , tonight double cheeseburger with french fries and tons of wine for the crew, including children"
The plan was clear, children to sleep and the women and I... you can imagine
I then jump and head to station to get my reward + bounty and the best regards from station manager, I see myself on TV NEWS while at station, the party begins, I buy some toys for the kids .. I'm not that evil after all...
Story brought to you by COMMANDER MARK LOCK
It all started when I decided to take a 500k worth trading mission, YES, I want to be stinking rich..
, the route 2 jumps,as soon as I do the first jump this happens
"OMG we are interdicted, EMERGENCY, save the commander, cute women and children who can repair the ship first !"
Yes children with their small hands are very important tool to any commander without any sense of morality... and women you know why a commander alone 24h a day in space would save them for, life can be sweet too..
However I was interdicted and ...
"NOO It's a DANGEROUS ASP SCOUT!!"
Pirate starts opening fire on my poor ASP EXPLORER bought with the money I had trading and assassinating innocent Religious leaders around the galaxy, well not my fault, they seem to be annoying too many people to the point many people offer ridiculous money to make them encounter their divinity...
However, I counter attack and kill the poor pirate, he will not make it today, I'll have to go entertain their wife and tell them about their horrible fate in vacuum
I jump again, this time is the finally race to destination but NOO,
"Again, I already told you what to do girls... I won't repeat the drill"
I was so the first thing I did was submitting to the novice Eagle and killed it on sight ...
"30 seconds, new record , tonight double cheeseburger with french fries and tons of wine for the crew, including children"
The plan was clear, children to sleep and the women and I... you can imagine
I then jump and head to station to get my reward + bounty and the best regards from station manager, I see myself on TV NEWS while at station, the party begins, I buy some toys for the kids .. I'm not that evil after all...
Story brought to you by COMMANDER MARK LOCK
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