- Voice attack records and anything it doesn't recognise is logged (if you've set it up to do so).
So my wife was using my computer all morning while I was out. When I got back I saw the VA log was full of nonsense. I showed it to her and explained that she must be going insane, and is babbling to herself nonsense when no one is around.
Unfortunately it didn't work as she has already seen how crazy it can be when we made this thread: https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=125838, and instead we had a good laugh reading it out loud, but keep it in mind for your less tech savvy wives/girlfriends/children.
Here is the log:
10:28:54 AM - Listening suspended10:28:54 AM - Recognized : 'make me laugh'
10:28:40 AM - Unrecognized : 'through their home'
10:28:19 AM - Unrecognized : 'wild flower that F Kennedy's that a'
10:27:04 AM - Unrecognized : 'hair'
10:26:42 AM - Unrecognized : 'the that the SSC-in-built by then and I can her'
10:26:32 AM - Unrecognized : 'their a-half of the left and'
10:26:18 AM - Unrecognized : 'through the for-FFR a'
10:26:07 AM - Unrecognized : 'if'
10:26:03 AM - Unrecognized : 'know-and-'
10:25:55 AM - Unrecognized : 'man throw never'
10:25:50 AM - Unrecognized : 'the'
10:25:24 AM - Unrecognized : 'and-a-'
10:25:06 AM - Unrecognized : 'the have-a-year-the-'
10:24:53 AM - Unrecognized : 'of all the fee for'
10:24:49 AM - Unrecognized : 'never been nothing more than half their methods'
10:24:39 AM - Unrecognized : '-and'
10:24:08 AM - Unrecognized : 'and'
10:24:00 AM - Unrecognized : 'hour'
10:23:39 AM - Unrecognized : '1/2'
10:23:30 AM - Unrecognized : 'home and'
10:23:00 AM - Unrecognized : 'at'
10:21:56 AM - Unrecognized : 'fact that they have their own'
10:20:59 AM - Unrecognized : 'aren't enough than half the'
10:20:38 AM - Unrecognized : 'if there'
10:20:27 AM - Unrecognized : 'if'
10:20:08 AM - Unrecognized : 'the cuff'
10:19:55 AM - Unrecognized : 'off'
10:19:28 AM - Unrecognized : 'know any tough enough naff'
10:19:15 AM - Unrecognized : 'if you laugh enough DNA-other than enough you'
10:18:56 AM - Unrecognized : '-half-laugh and land-and-if you'
10:18:27 AM - Unrecognized : '-and-a-F-a-half life-a-half-and-if any anti-a-half-year-fifth-F-a-half-a-half-and-a-half in her life-her'
10:17:39 AM - Unrecognized : '1/2-laugh at I-and-the-a-half and enough-and-life the-shelf-life--or-less than half a dozen others and an eight-the-life-and-even if anti-and-a-a-half the fee'
10:17:03 AM - Unrecognized : 'a-and-a-a-half and-a-year-and if any-the-ahem-life may have half-hour flight-and-a have-a-half and half-her-and-a-half-and-mouth and'
10:16:24 AM - Unrecognized : 'half as an anti-so-a-half-a-vis a vis-a-half-life-the-if-I-I-a-half-they have life-and-a four-M-half the can-and-an-hour-a-year-and-a-half-and 1/2-hour-a-half the the be-'
10:15:39 AM - Unrecognized : '-a-half-laugh year-the-and if-as-and the south and-a-half-life-laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh at himself or herself-a-half-life the now-and-'
10:14:49 AM - Unrecognized : 'a-half-a-vis-a-and-a-half an hour and a he-and-1/2-life enough land and Ammar her life money-lender-a-half-and-a-half life-and-and-life-a-year-a-half an hour'
10:14:01 AM - Unrecognized : 'Santa Ana-and-a-half-an-and 1/2-life anti-a-half-life-a-half-and-and-a-half-life-'
10:13:28 AM - Unrecognized : 'it-and-a-half-life-a-half and half-a-half-year-a-vis-a-half-an all-and-a-half--and-year-and-a fly-half-an-hour'
10:12:57 AM - Unrecognized : '-at-and-a-half--the-he-and-a-half-year-a-half-and-a-year-to-and-if you have half-life the-year-a-half the a-and-a-life now and'
10:12:17 AM - Unrecognized : 'laugh at the and-than-life,-a-half-a-half-a-half-laugh now-so-and the a-half-and-a-a-half-a-year-and-a-half an hour'
10:11:46 AM - Unrecognized : 'last year he-and-in-and the half-life-and-a by-a-half-hour of the be-and-a-lifetime-life-and-if you'
10:11:18 AM - Unrecognized : 'the at-and-the-and-a-vis-a unless the and-a-year-the as-and-a-half the year'
10:11:02 AM - Unrecognized : 'near-if you U.S.-of-the-and-and-a-year-and-for-life-and-'
10:10:46 AM - Unrecognized : 'now'
10:10:40 AM - Unrecognized : 'Aer and-'
10:10:35 AM - Unrecognized : 'have a low-I-and-'
10:10:26 AM - Unrecognized : 'you'
10:10:18 AM - Unrecognized : 'the anti-and-and-a-half-year-and'
10:10:03 AM - Unrecognized : 'you'
10:09:59 AM - Unrecognized : 'now'
10:09:56 AM - Unrecognized : 'you'
10:09:48 AM - Unrecognized : 'and and now'
10:09:42 AM - Unrecognized : 'the'
10:09:36 AM - Unrecognized : '-and-a-level'
10:09:23 AM - Unrecognized : 'out-and-I-I-half the now-and-a-FF'
10:09:12 AM - Unrecognized : 'and-and-and-a-half-and-at-the-ahem-and-'
10:08:55 AM - Unrecognized : '-'
10:08:49 AM - Unrecognized : 'a-vis-a-half'
10:08:39 AM - Unrecognized : 'needs an anti-and-'
10:08:29 AM - Unrecognized : 'if you do if the that-if the natty and an in-house of the have-a-&-and the cent-an us-and-anything-and-as if the that any-and-mouth and his the so-life-and-and an amnesty for all their it'
10:07:55 AM - Unrecognized : 'if you if you if you nine-the half year'
10:07:07 AM - Unrecognized : 'a-and--of-the-less than half an hour-and-a-half year'
10:06:34 AM - Unrecognized : 'so-and 1/2 years and I1000-and-under-and-a-year-year-a-vis-a-half-life one-half-a-vis-a-vis-a-if-a-half 1,000,000 as and-a-vis-a-half of the'
10:06:02 AM - Unrecognized : '-and-an-other-and-a-half-landing fee-the-LY Life in an analysis and if the-a-half the-the enough and an out-and-'
10:05:32 AM - Unrecognized : 'he'
10:05:25 AM - Unrecognized : 'really under the never never land and if there the and-so-and-if the-year-an-hour-a-year-of-the-less nevertheless,-a-vis-a-year-and-a-half-life'
10:04:52 AM - Unrecognized : ', then it'
10:04:48 AM - Unrecognized : 'if the not-F8-and-so-and-and-the-an easy-to-a-half the and the of the and-a-half'
10:04:22 AM - Unrecognized : 'the at-and-and-a-half-year-if'
10:04:12 AM - Unrecognized : 'the the that was an air-without-the-they-and anti-a-or-less-than-life than the anti-and-a-half the after-the-half in and-a-half that for one-half-life easier Hasteer half-year-a-half 1,000,000 and'
10:03:37 AM - Unrecognized : 'the their of their less-than-life lead at half-and-for-and-a-year-at the a-a-half-a-1,000,905-year-for-a-half AF-the-off Monday, the-ahem'
10:03:07 AM - Unrecognized : 'enough-and-the FD-I-in-and-a-F-FF-a-half the that-even a the so-that the NASDAQ the a-F-a-vis the family and their'
10:02:41 AM - Unrecognized : '-at-sea-and-a the SFFAFF'
10:02:15 AM - Unrecognized : 'year'
10:02:12 AM - Unrecognized : 'half-life in life south-a-half'
10:01:44 AM - Unrecognized : 'off'
10:01:30 AM - Unrecognized : 'and half'
10:00:22 AM - Unrecognized : 'half'
09:59:25 AM - Unrecognized : 'if'
09:59:16 AM - Unrecognized : 'if'
09:59:07 AM - Unrecognized : 'if'
09:58:23 AM - Unrecognized : 'if'
09:57:28 AM - Unrecognized : '1/2 share the mouth and the the'
09:57:21 AM - Unrecognized : 'and'
09:57:16 AM - Unrecognized : 'and anti-life-an anti-'
09:57:06 AM - Unrecognized : 'life-the-and Spanjar festival-fifth--the-'
09:56:50 AM - Unrecognized : 'through'
09:56:38 AM - Unrecognized : 'life'
09:56:21 AM - Unrecognized : 'through'
09:55:31 AM - Unrecognized : 'if'
09:54:41 AM - Unrecognized : 'off if'
09:53:51 AM - Unrecognized : 'if you'
09:53:01 AM - Unrecognized : 'tough'
09:52:46 AM - Default audio device detected.
09:52:43 AM - Unrecognized : 'if'
09:52:05 AM - Unrecognized : 'if'
09:51:21 AM - Unrecognized : 'off'
09:50:31 AM - Unrecognized : 'off half'
09:49:41 AM - Unrecognized : 'off half'
09:48:51 AM - Unrecognized : 'if I' - You can see the log ends with "Recognised: make me laugh". That's a little joke script I wrote, that picks a random joke and reads it out with text-to-speech. When that happened, for no reason she could figure out, the computer suddenly spoke to her and told her a really corny joke. Now this is pretty mild, but for all you people who still have wives/girlfriends/children who don't know what voice attack is, you can have it rigged to say all kinds of creepy things at trigger words they are likely to say. Things like:
"I'm watching you"
"Bank details uploaded to the internet"
"I am a hacker who is in your computer right now and watching you through the webcam"
or you could just be sweet and do something like "your hubby/daddy loves you very much"
Think of your own
Here's the script, just replace the jokes with whatever you want:
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Just copy it into a text file, save it as whatever you like, change the extension from .txt to .vap and then import it to VA.
Got any others?
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