Unrealistic silly deaths

WeavingBird1917

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1. Got rammed
2. Got wanted because silly fed popped in the line of my beam laser
3. Got wanted for shooting at a wanted anaconda
4. No idea how... Got killed by Anaconda in 5 seconds
5. Slammed into space station at slooow speed
6. Canopy breached instantly by anaconda
7. Killed instantly by plasma cannon
8. Overheat while FSD was charging
9. No Docking Clearance
10. Space station "rotated" into me
11. Collided with Imperial Clipper
12. Blocked by heavy transport ship exiting while another heavy transport was entering, got warning

Gee... I don't feel like playing this game anymore, too lazy to dock at space station to repair and pay off bounty
 
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Sarutoshi

Sarutoshi
WeavingBird1917 said:
1. Got rammed
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That's realistic.
WeavingBird1917 said:
4. No idea how... Got killed by Anaconda in 5 seconds
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Probably got hit by that unique insta-kill weapon the Anaconda has.
WeavingBird1917 said:
6. Canopy breached instantly by anaconda
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Probably got hit by that unique insta-kill weapon the Anaconda has.
WeavingBird1917 said:
7. Killed instantly by plasma cannon
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Probably got hit by that unique insta-kill weapon the Anaconda has.
WeavingBird1917 said:
8. Overheat while FSD was charging
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That's realistic, overheating can cause you to go boom.
WeavingBird1917 said:
11. Collided with Imperial Clipper
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Realistic, crashing into stuff is bad.


WeavingBird1917 said:
Gee... I don't feel like playing this game anymore
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Can I have your stuff?
 

moondog

moondog
That's the best list I've read all Christmas. The OP should get a job at Buzzfeed.

"What happened next is quite dull actually."
 

WeavingBird1917

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If I take a video you would see what I mean with the anaconda... I didn't even have a chance to shoot him! I have a Cobra with 75k Beam Laser and a 57K Multicannon.

For the FSD overheat, it just overheated when I was on low health jumping to Cemiess
 

Robert Graham

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Only one that annoys me and really is a bug as far as i can tell is 'i came out of jump and the station rear end as right in front of me.. or a capital ship spawned in directly ontop of me.

other then that.. fact is if something 20x's your weight hits you.. your gonna come off second best.
 

moondog

moondog
WeavingBird1917 said:
If I take a video you would see what I mean with the anaconda... I didn't even have a chance to shoot him! I have a Cobra with 75k Beam Laser and a 57K Multicannon.

For the FSD overheat, it just overheated when I was on low health jumping to Cemiess
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Guns won't protect your ship. Shields and hull plating will. FSD-wise, yes they can overheat when fired up, so make sure your temp is minimal before engaging.
 

Soulside Journey

Soulside Journey
I died quite often when I was new to the game, but since release I died only a single time, and that was when going against an anaconda without shields, just to test how good the military armor is.
Just try to learn what you did wrong, and don't do it again.
 

WeavingBird1917

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Anyway, I love the game. I was just listing the worst unexpected deaths

I am just too crazed out right now for being wanted for shooting a wanted anaconda on a mission just to kill him.
 

Teklow82

Teklow82
First I read this post and I was going to answer all of this in parts but someone said it already ... Then I LoL till my drink came up reading that. Lmao.. Seriously got to learn to fly better. Annaconda in 5 seconds. Well. Its a annaconda. Upgrade your shields.. Lol. But unrealistic. If you want a game to hold your hand while playing there always a Mario game on the Wii or you can play a MMO from blizzard.. Just saying
 

WeavingBird1917

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Lunchmoney said:
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haha lol

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Axle Fyyst said:
Hmmm That`s sorta like a Newbie Death Tick Off List.

You missed off No.13 -- "Ran Out Of Fuel."
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That never happened to me... But once, my thruster malfunctioned and it never worked... Needed to self destruct

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Teklow82 said:
First I read this post and I was going to answer all of this in parts but someone said it already ... Then I LoL till my drink came up reading that. Lmao.. Seriously got to learn to fly better. Annaconda in 5 seconds. Well. Its a annaconda. Upgrade your shields.. Lol. But unrealistic. If you want a game to hold your hand while playing there always a Mario game on the Wii or you can play a MMO from blizzard.. Just saying
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In fact, I focus on my shield the most. I have a shield cell bank and an upgraded shield generator
 

777Driver

777Driver
In the context of the game I wouldn't say unrealistic.. Extremely silly ways to die, but not unrealistic. An example of unrealistic would be a 'futuristic interstellar spaceport' That allows bit's of 700T Lakon-9 freely float around bumping into billions of credits worth of docked/departing/arriving ships. Authority's are bit trigger happy, and don't clean up after themselves.
 

AngerManagement

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Sarutoshi said:
That's realistic.
Probably got hit by that unique insta-kill weapon the Anaconda has.

Probably got hit by that unique insta-kill weapon the Anaconda has.
Probably got hit by that unique insta-kill weapon the Anaconda has.
That's realistic, overheating can cause you to go boom.
Realistic, crashing into stuff is bad.


Can I have your stuff?
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Made me laugh, have some rep.
 
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