I'm both surprised and impressed.
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I'm both surprised and impressed.
Well, to be frank my RL experience with this company was far far worse than that. Bordering into non-race-neutral territory.
It's "either another operator or I'd rather walk" for me since then.
Unfortunately this is probably not the right place to discuss this stuff or give people warnings.
Ryanair has had some...interesting cost-cutting ideas over the years.
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2012/feb/28/ryanair-standing-only-plane-tickets-regulator
A Boeing 737-800 would be fitted out with 15 rows of seats and 10 rows of standing berths.
The carrier was looking at charging passengers for using the toilet, in a bid to limit loo facilities on planes and replace them with extra seats.
Ryanair has also suggested it would put passengers in the hull – in bunks –
and has called for flights with only one pilot instead of the usual two.
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2012/feb/28/ryanair-standing-only-plane-tickets-regulator
A Boeing 737-800 would be fitted out with 15 rows of seats and 10 rows of standing berths.
The carrier was looking at charging passengers for using the toilet, in a bid to limit loo facilities on planes and replace them with extra seats.
Ryanair has also suggested it would put passengers in the hull – in bunks –
and has called for flights with only one pilot instead of the usual two.
I see the pilot bailed out when he was told the bad news about his salary!
22,000 ly standing?
Achilles7
Banned
...you mean similar to 'Amistad'?
Achilles7
Banned
Plus the new 5 million credit charge for hand luggage...with the stipulation that it can fit under a microscope slide, ofc.
RyanAir Ship: no shields, no armor, all economy passengers, D rated everything but the FSD for maximum fuel efficiency/range.
If this sounds familiar, reconsider flying a death trap. Not even solo will save your Hindenburg if the NPC improvement goes through and they become halfway competent at shooting. Or just be honest with yourself and throw on a RyanAir Ship name and ID.
If this sounds familiar, reconsider flying a death trap. Not even solo will save your Hindenburg if the NPC improvement goes through and they become halfway competent at shooting. Or just be honest with yourself and throw on a RyanAir Ship name and ID.
'D' Class, nah they strip everything out and rely on a wing (or 2) and a prayer
Thats what D class is, the stripped out module with less weight.
Though I suppose to be more accurate it’s D rated with all Lightweight mods to squeeze out maximum fuel efficiency.
The Prayer is probably even more reliable in such cases than the ship’s integrity
Nah by strip out i mean REMOVE completely.
Life support, Need air to breath Sir?, that will be extra.
Shields? what are they?
Sensors? Sorry Sir, thats what the prayer is all about!
Toilet? yes sir how many visits do you want to pay for on your trip!
NPC Co pilot? Sorry sir we have done away with the co-pilot. Our Pilot is guaranteed not to fall ill or want a toilet break during the flight
Don’t worry passengers, the life support is a legally mandated module, so it will be present until RyanAir Legal team can successfully argue for it’s removal to a formerly broke judge. It may be the absolute minimum required, and might even be defective and out of warranty by a century, but it’s there!
Shields are taking up space that could be used for stuffing in more livestock though, so those aren’t coming along.
NPC Pilots? Not with those wages! RyanAir doesn’t even like paying for employee hotel fees, no way NPC salary is staying on!
As for the toilet, there is a hole in the ship where the viewport used to be. Right on the money that access will cost extra though, that hole cost somebody ammo money.