Wanted - just not very much

Deadlock989

Banned
So I'm still sitting in a station waiting for my bounty to expire after a faction gave me a mission to kill bounty hunters, including their own bounty hunters, which is exactly what I did. They paid me for it but also put a bounty on my head. I suppose they have complex motivations or - and this is just a working hypothesis - they are incredibly mindless.

19 hours to go.

Sitting here on a platform inside their station, in plain view. They saw me come in and land. Their agents scanned me on the way in as well.

Laser cannons above me near the letterbox, scanning back and forth. Ignoring me.

Big red WANTED light flashing on my dashboard. On my right hand panel, big red bounty warning. Left hand panel, ticking clock with a bounty warning. Clearly something, some system, is communicating back and forth with my ship, identifying me as a wanted criminal.

Just sitting here. Minding my own business. In a big fat Asp, quite hard to miss really. 280 tonnes of spaceship, locked to the landing pad, unable to move. Nice inviting target for any coherent energy weapons that might be around, such as the ones plastered all over the station interior and on every passing spaceship. Indeed faction ships with scanners are flying back and forth over my head, ignoring me completely, despite being a wanted criminal that was seen entering the station.

I look at the bulletin board. The faction wants me dead and is prepared to pay complete strangers money to have me killed. But they also want to offer me paid work. I guess they are "glass half full" kind of people.

I can hear the occasional human voice. I'm waiting for that knock on my airlock door but it never comes.

In what universe does ANY of this make sense?
 
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Also, why would they let you leave the station?

"Station control, this is WANTED CRIMINAL # 13768. Permission requested to leave dock."
"Permission granted. Safe flying. You scum."
 

Deadlock989

Banned
While I'm at it - since I've got nothing else to do.

Faction X, who want me dead for killing their own staff after they asked me to kill their own staff, also want to pay me to take a package to Faction Y in a neighbouring system.

Thing is, I vaguely remember doing a mission for X in that system before. Pretty sure it was to murder people who belong to Faction Y. In other words, I have a suspicion that I'm wanted by Y as well. Because X hates them. And wants me to take them a package. Because they also hate me.

Thing is, my memory isn't what it used to be - ex-narcotics trader - and even though that system is just a short HS jump away, my ship has no documentation of anything I did there. Despite being in constant communication with Faction Y's station only a few days ago and despite lighting up my dashboard with cherry-hued WANTED warnings in that system (maybe), this flying supercomputer with lasers and with an FTL drive is unable to tell me what my status is with any other faction outside of the system I'm sitting in.

Maybe hyperspace travel wipes RAM in the 33rd century.
 
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Did it make sense for the United States to help Afghanistan fight off the Russians and leave their guns behind only to use against them years later? (This example is just to make a point, please save the tirades for a political forum)

The real world doesn't make much sense either sometimes and the hidden agendas of corruption of leaders contradicting their actions is quite ubiquitous. Perhaps some conspiracy theories aren't so bogus.
 
Did it make sense for the United States to help Afghanistan fight off the Russians and leave their guns behind only to use against them years later? (This example is just to make a point, please save the tirades for a political forum)

The real world doesn't make much sense either sometimes and the hidden agendas of corruption of leaders contradicting their actions is quite ubiquitous. Perhaps some conspiracy theories aren't so bogus.

here here Sir.
 
Flying wanted has it's perks. You actually care about how you enter and leave the station, and you actually scan the outposts for greenies or fuzz as soon as you drop out of SC. It's the scotch in the tonic water. I've never hated or enjoyed the game at the same time until I was wanted and scanned before I could turn around at a station. I was in a Python... there was a T9 and an anaconda in the station, and the T9 was hogging the exit! I pushed and shoved and beat feet out of there, looking like a scalded dog. I hated it, but I loved it.
 
This is the same logic that tells me "your presence will not be tolerated, enemy"
quickly followed by "docking permission granted" :s
 

Deadlock989

Banned
Did it make sense for the United States to help Afghanistan fight off the Russians and leave their guns behind only to use against them years later? (This example is just to make a point, please save the tirades for a political forum)

The real world doesn't make much sense either sometimes and the hidden agendas of corruption of leaders contradicting their actions is quite ubiquitous. Perhaps some conspiracy theories aren't so bogus.

Meh. The real world may seem not to make sense but then the real world isn't a vast galactic empire with futuristic technology.

The real world equivalent of my situation is if the United States paid the Russians to kill United States soldiers and then invited all of Russia to go and live IN the United States, declaring them terrorists who should be shot on sight and also offering them a job at Walmart.
 
So I'm still sitting in a station waiting for my bounty to expire after a faction gave me a mission to kill bounty hunters, including their own bounty hunters, which is exactly what I did. They paid me for it but also put a bounty on my head. I suppose they have complex motivations or - and this is just a working hypothesis - they are incredibly mindless.

19 hours to go.

Sitting here on a platform inside their station, in plain view. They saw me come in and land. Their agents scanned me on the way in as well.

Laser cannons above me near the letterbox, scanning back and forth. Ignoring me.

Big red WANTED light flashing on my dashboard. On my right hand panel, big red bounty warning. Left hand panel, ticking clock with a bounty warning. Clearly something, some system, is communicating back and forth with my ship, identifying me as a wanted criminal.

Just sitting here. Minding my own business. In a big fat Asp, quite hard to miss really. 280 tonnes of spaceship, locked to the landing pad, unable to move. Nice inviting target for any coherent energy weapons that might be around, such as the ones plastered all over the station interior and on every passing spaceship. Indeed faction ships with scanners are flying back and forth over my head, ignoring me completely, despite being a wanted criminal that was seen entering the station.

I look at the bulletin board. The faction wants me dead and is prepared to pay complete strangers money to have me killed. But they also want to offer me paid work. I guess they are "glass half full" kind of people.

I can hear the occasional human voice. I'm waiting for that knock on my airlock door but it never comes.

In what universe does ANY of this make sense?

only in Elite : A Parallel Universe - seriously thanks for sharing :D :D
 
The same universe within which one can be executed (sort of) for a parking fine.
(I can see that happening in Cambridge quite soon.)

Well this sort of makes sense since the Pilots Federation established a zero tolerance policy of dishonorable behavior. Also there are several thousand billion people in Elite, so a life isn't worth much. It already isn't and we're "only" about 7 billion.
 
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-Landing Pad Loitering = DEATH!
-Smuggling = DEATH
-Forgot to request landing permit and entering station (and too fat ship to turn in time) = DEATH!
-Unlawful Interdiction = No crime
-Piracy (Forcing people to give you their cargo at gunpoint) = No Crime
-Killing Someone = A 6000c fine

Cake or Death? Sorry, we are all out of Cake...So it's just death then?
 
Also, why would they let you leave the station?

"Station control, this is WANTED CRIMINAL # 13768. Permission requested to leave dock."
"Permission granted. Safe flying. You scum."

This is normal.
The station is like a mall. All drug deals are done at the mall.
 
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