Warning to all commanders: Lice infestation at Columbus starport, Jupiter, Sol System

[Cmdr Esteban]

We see a variety of hairstyles throughout the galaxy, some longish, but mostly short.

At Columbus, however, everyone's head is shaved. Lice, you see.

If you're not naturally bald and you take pride in your hairstyle and your hygiene, avoid Columbus starport at all costs.

This has been a Federal public service announcement.

 

[crushdepth]

Is it just me or do all the NPCs look like they've just been told their pet goldfish died?

 

[Vasious]

Is it just me or do all the NPCs look like they've just been told their pet goldfish died?

My bad, sorry

 

[Jockey79]

Dark eyes, "zombie" complexion, lifeless - you sure they haven't escaped from rehab? (or even worse, the start of a zombie apocalypse?)

 

[Zeta Legion]

Dark eyes, "zombie" complexion, lifeless - you sure they haven't escaped from rehab? (or even worse, the start of a zombie apocalypse?)

It's all that onionhead. It's so addictive everybody in the galaxy is high on it literally all the time.

Curse the Federation for not being able to defeat a bunch of drug-crazed hippie sharecroppers with literally their entire navy. Such a fail faction.

 

[Spiridon]

Is it just me or do all the NPCs look like they've just been told their pet goldfish died?

You would look like that too, if your job was to sit in a cubicle 24/7 offering missions to any bozo who clicks your post.