Washing machines - the most important thing in the galaxy

hello :)

Recently, I experienced a series of events that made me baffled.

A simple mission to obtain some domestic appliances, which presumably includes the humble washing machine, for one of the groups in the system. I knew an industrial station nearby that sold domestic appliances, so off I went. The journey to collect the domestic appliances was uneventful, but the return trip was not.

The first thing to happen was receiving a message from a ship, that wanted to discuss a deal. Intrigued as to what this was about, I followed them when they dropped down. Stopping 100m apart, they revealed that the domestic appliances were a trap. To lure pirate ships out, to attack me. Fortunately for me, the ship I was talking to, was the leader of these pirates, and he was prepared to make a deal, if I were to deliver the domestic appliances to somewhere else.

I considered their offer to be very low, and continued on my way.

Where another ship messaged me. Dropping down to meet them, they told a tale of woe, that domestic appliances were destabilising the entire economy of the system, and that I should do the right thing. Sell them, dump them, do anything, except deliver them to the group that wanted them.

Again, after hearing what they had to say, I continued on my way.

Then, two ships messaged me. Dropping down to meet one of them, I was surprised to see the other one there as well, and both made offers to deliver the domestic appliances to rival groups on different stations. I wasn't really paying much attention to their offers, because simultaneously to this, a pirate Sidewinder had also arrived, and was intent on taking the domestic appliances by force.

After dealing with the Sidewinder, I again continued on my way.

Then, I was interdicted by another pirate Sidewinder, who said that I "looked like I had enough to share with everyone".

Setting throttle to zero, I prepared to fight them, and then I noticed their name. Karl Marx.

Dealing with them, I continued on my way. I was now only about 100 ls from my destination station.

When I was interdicted again. By a system authority ship, who demanded I submit to a scan. I wasn't having any of this, so I evaded their interdiction.

Finally, I dropped out of supercruise at my destination, and requested docking permission. This was granted, and I flew towards the station entrance.

Since domestic appliances aren't contraband, and I was friendly with the power controlling the system, I was somewhat surprised and slightly annoyed when one of the authority ships outside the station initiated a scan.

I went to silent running, and flew into the station well above the speed limit.

Landing successfully, I couldn't wait to hand in the mission, and get rid of these domestic appliances.

The whole sequence of events, made me wonder... just what kind of washing machine is so important that all these people wanted them ? Was one of the washing machines secretly filled with drugs ? Was a secret service agent covertly concealed within one of the washing machines ? Has a sentient A.I. hidden itself within a washing machine, in order to escape captivity, and begin its reign of terror on the galaxy ?

What on Earth was going on ?
 
Never underestimate the power of refrigerators and washing machines. I know my system would go into the turmoil if I woudnt supply those to the wife...
 
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Washing machines are VITAL in this galaxy.

To illustrate - I was doing a casual trade run in a lightly armed Lakon, minding my own buisness, when In was interdicted by a pirate in a Diamondback. I failed the interdiction game (Lakon remember) and managed to jump away.

Somehow he followed me an interdicted me again at the destination star - with heat at 150% I got away into SC at 68% hull.

The little scamp (no filter evasion here :p ) got me another 2 times on the way to the station, and I finally dropped out at 28% hull in sight of the starport... Only to find him behind me with all weapons out blazing away.

I had the good fortune to make it to the station "no fire zone" and the good chaps at station security showed him the error of his ways :D .

I was down to my last pair of pants by then, and I seriously appreciated my washing machine, and all the brave commanders who deliver them!

Have a +1 for doing a brave thankless task (and for giving me a laugh :D )
 
It isn't just washing machines. My wife insisted on vacuuming my office the other day, justifying her actions by telling me that even spaceships have to be kept clean. When I protested that I had never heard of starship captains having to cope with hoovering around their feet when they were in combat, she said I obviously needed to get out more. Does this constitute harassment? (-:
 
Thats todays most useless reading. But by far the best for weeks :D
I love these small stories CMDR's are putting in the forums.

Think i will evade those missions, and stick to illigal cargo, atleast i know what im in for then ;)
 
OP - you should submit this to the GalNet news in some type of news brief! You write well enough, and this is certainly funny enough if you could put it into a news broadcast. Headline: "Are washing machines lethal? Find out tonight at 8!"
 
Don't snigger. If it weren't for washing machines you'd have to handwash your underwear. Reflect on this and humbly give thanks.

most of my stuff is handwash only, cos it's delicate :eek:

Thats todays most useless reading. But by far the best for weeks :D
I love these small stories CMDR's are putting in the forums.
Possibly the important thing is not the washing machine, but the towel you can wash with it.
However, good story, nice read.
Fantastic story, commander. Had me chuckling through it all.

glad you enjoyed it. :)

thought about writing it up as a fiction story, because it was such an amusing turn of events, but wasn't sure about the appearance of Karl Marx, and how to write them into fiction. Karl Marx, space pirate, lol.

I realise it's probably just the random number generator at work, but the whole thing about such a large number of people interested in diverting or preventing 16 tonnes of washing machines reaching a particular station was just too funny, since it's such a mundane, relatively low value commodity.
 
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