We need an eye patch

[Solsticide]

How are people expected to take you seriously as a pirate without one? You could be all like "Yarrr, give me the booty or I'll blow ya to space dust. Aarg!", but with no eyepatch to back up this threat, your victim will simply laugh and run off rather than comply with your reasonable demands.

 

[Nick Sticks]

Don't forget the parrot.

 

[Bigmaec]

And a pirate's tricorn.

Yarr...

 

[deleteduser]

And a wooden leg/the 34th Century equivalent with attached lasers.

Dang, I've repped every post in the thread, what gives?!

 

[Hell Razor5543]

Where is the bottle of rum? Ah, T.j drank it!

 

[Solsticide]

And a wooden leg/the 34th Century equivalent with attached lasers.

A Guardian pegleg, for the pirate who has everything.

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

We need a Jolly Roger flag too.

 

[JetsonRING]

Fuzzy Dice!

 

[BinakAlgo]

As I said before.

I want a hula girl right now, I'll pay $10 bucks for her!

YARRR!

 

[Limoncello Lizard]

Don't forget the parrot.

Definitely the parrot, and maybe the hat.

But forget the eyepatch, hook and pegleg. If you lose any bits, or even feel like an upgrade, they are easily replaced with cybernetics or clone-regrafts.

 

[Para Handy]

I have got the parrot already thanks.

(It is really foul-mouthed too.)

https://www.hcsvoicepacks.com/collections/voice-packs/products/parrot

 

[Mo Ronik]

Pirates didn't wear eye patches because they lost an eye. I didn't find out about why they wore eye patches until sometime last year. Still cool looking though and has become a trademark look for pirates.

 

[Para Handy]

Pirates didn't wear eye patches because they lost an eye. I didn't find out about why they wore eye patches until sometime last year. Still cool looking though and has become a trademark look for pirates.

A very long time ago I used to shoot competitively (small bore). I am right-handed but shot left-handed as I can't just close my left eye. However when they changed the competition rifle to one which ejected on the RHS I had to start shooting right-handed with an eye-patch on the left.


[arrrr]

 

[Solsticide]

Pirates didn't wear eye patches because they lost an eye. I didn't find out about why they wore eye patches until sometime last year. Still cool looking though and has become a trademark look for pirates.

Wasn't it something to do with going from above to below decks during a boarding, and having the patch so they could adjust to the dim light more effectively by swapping it to the other eye? I vaguely remember looking this up myself a while ago.

 

[Leadfoot]

Where is the bottle of rum? Ah, T.j drank it!

A bottle of rum and parrot bobble head would each be nice.

 

[Gully Foyle]

Where is the bottle of rum? Ah, T.j drank it!

'Tis in the Money Pit on Oak Island ARRRR

 

[Gully Foyle]

A bottle of rum and parrot bobble head would each be nice.

Different parrots!

I think we are onto something

 

[Rochester]

Heed my advice...get an eye patch...

https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php/335024-Holo-me-eye-patch-required/page4

[video=youtube_share;KMj_KWftpBM]https://youtu.be/KMj_KWftpBM[/video]

 

[Deleted member 110222]

Parrot bobblehead yes please.

As long as it's a cockatoo.

 

[Mo Ronik]

Wasn't it something to do with going from above to below decks during a boarding, and having the patch so they could adjust to the dim light more effectively by swapping it to the other eye? I vaguely remember looking this up myself a while ago.

Yep, that was the reason.