Wedding Barge: A proposal.

DanTheMan

DanTheMan
Dear FD,

Would it at all be possible to make the annoying wedding barge (that appears with irritating regularity when I approach the station) a legitimate "SHOOT ON SIGHT" target at least 30 - 40% of the time?

I don't want to help the "happy couple" celebrate their "special day", I want to see their bodies bouncing off my windscreen (leaving gory, sticky smudges).

A simple request, and one I hope finds favour.

Many thanks in advance.
 

Cheese Helmet

Cheese Helmet
DanTheMan said:
Dear FD,

Would it at all be possible to make the annoying wedding barge (that appears with irritating regularity when I approach the station) a legitimate "SHOOT ON SIGHT" target at least 30 - 40% of the time?

I don't want to help the "happy couple" celebrate their "special day", I want to see their bodies bouncing off my windscreen (leaving gory, sticky smudges).

A simple request, and one I hope finds favour.

Many thanks in advance.
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Lol, but this brings another good point. When I blow up NPCs how come i see no bodies in the rubble? I want to bounce my prey off my windshield!
 
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Wartface

Wartface
DanTheMan said:
Dear FD,

Would it at all be possible to make the annoying wedding barge (that appears with irritating regularity when I approach the station) a legitimate "SHOOT ON SIGHT" target at least 30 - 40% of the time?

I don't want to help the "happy couple" celebrate their "special day", I want to see their bodies bouncing off my windscreen (leaving gory, sticky smudges).

A simple request, and one I hope finds favour.

Many thanks in advance.
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I'm trying to work out if you're unhappily married or happily divorced...;)...either way, i'd recommend getting a pet...cats are good, you never really own 'em and they clean themselves (mostly).
 

Captain Torus

Captain Torus
Just ignore it if you don't like it. :) And as for bodies, there are none because the ships are all flown remotely, just like yours is. You sit there at your desk and operate it out in space somewhere, if it blows up, you don't. :)
 
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Privata

Privata
DanTheMan said:
Dear FD,

Would it at all be possible to make the annoying wedding barge (that appears with irritating regularity when I approach the station) a legitimate "SHOOT ON SIGHT" target at least 30 - 40% of the time?

I don't want to help the "happy couple" celebrate their "special day", I want to see their bodies bouncing off my windscreen (leaving gory, sticky smudges).

A simple request, and one I hope finds favour.

Many thanks in advance.
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I agree , we need blood , gore , bodies and of course swears... but its a pegi 7....
 

Bacalao

Bacalao
DanTheMan said:
Dear FD,

Would it at all be possible to make the annoying wedding barge (that appears with irritating regularity when I approach the station) a legitimate "SHOOT ON SIGHT" target at least 30 - 40% of the time?

I don't want to help the "happy couple" celebrate their "special day", I want to see their bodies bouncing off my windscreen (leaving gory, sticky smudges).

A simple request, and one I hope finds favour.

Many thanks in advance.
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After the explosions I've seen coming out of those ships I don't think there would be any body left! ba dum tssss
 

Privata

Privata
Captain Torus said:
Just ignore it if you don't like it. :) And as for bodies, there are none because the ships are all flown remotely, just like yours is. You sit there at your desk and operate it out in space somewhere, if it blows up, you don't. :)
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You are retrived and you are healed up by the medics
 

who?

who?
A little OT..

But I did KWS a Wedding Barge a while back to see if it was wanted, then Cargo scanned it. The banter came back from the barge - if you wanted one of our 20 kettles, you could just have asked! Love it! :)
 

Jmanis

Jmanis
Wait. You guys need a reason? You don't just, y'know, kill it anyway? I thought you guys were cool...

Oh that's right. Killing others for no reason is frowned upon in this community ;)
 
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Sapyx

Sapyx
It's my understanding that wedding barges qualify as "civilian targets" if you take missions to destroy those. You'll still get fined/negative rep/whatever, but at least you'd get paid to blow them up, instead of doing it just for LOLs.
 

Cymek

C
They could call the blow up a wedding barge missions "A bridesmaids revenge".
You made me wear a purple dress that made me look like a grape, you die!
 

Zerosum

Zerosum
DanTheMan said:
Dear FD,

Would it at all be possible to make the annoying wedding barge (that appears with irritating regularity when I approach the station) a legitimate "SHOOT ON SIGHT" target at least 30 - 40% of the time?

I don't want to help the "happy couple" celebrate their "special day", I want to see their bodies bouncing off my windscreen (leaving gory, sticky smudges).

A simple request, and one I hope finds favour.

Many thanks in advance.
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hahahahhhhhhhhhhh hahahah nothing like the resounding *MOOPH* of a happy couple in love followed by the squeek of the windscreen wipers activating. puts a smile on my face.

ps- ill be sure to have this in the cassette deck under the holo display.
[video=youtube;7AlEvy0fJto]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AlEvy0fJto[/video]
 
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