Wedding barges: I can't be the only one who..

Jtrox · Jan 5, 2016

Oh thank god I'm not the only one. Only been playing for a few days now but by day 3 I've been wanting to blow up their engines, and then nudge them in the direction of the nearest star.

Crash1099 · Jan 5, 2016

Lane1572 said:
Uses them for rail gun target practice?!

Everytime they pipe up I make a special detour

I just got done killing one and it felt good. Good thing it was in an anarchy system.

Lane1572 · Jan 5, 2016

Jtrox said:
Oh thank god I'm not the only one. Only been playing for a few days now but by day 3 I've been wanting to blow up their engines, and then nudge them in the direction of the nearest star.

If it's only been a couple of days and you are already dreaming of murdering wedding parties.. I am a fan! Let me know if you need any help out there or backup with any wedding parties

Valethar · Jan 5, 2016

Jukelo said:
I hope the NPCs report you for griefing.

LOL! +1 for the giggles.

GluttonyFang · Jan 5, 2016

I prefer funeral target practice .-.

Parmo · Jan 5, 2016

Wedding barges -> "till death do us part" -> Funeral barges.
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Any divorce barges seen?
Divorce lawyer barges?
I know what barges I'd prefer to shoot at!
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Software patent lawyer barges are also on my hitlist.

ecute2014 · Jan 5, 2016

shadragon said:
The light kiss of vacuum will save him from the long drawn out suffocation of matrimony.

hahahahaahaha xD

ocflyer · Jan 5, 2016

Sure wish that popped wedding barges resulted in salvageable escape pods and gold canisters (gifts from rich guests). And popped funeral barges should produce salvageable cooling pumps that were used to keep the cargo hold from getting smelly.

Lane1572 · Jan 5, 2016

GluttonyFang said:
I prefer funeral target practice .-.

Yea but at least some of the parties involved are already dead. With a wedding barge the hope would be that no one was dead prior to your arrival.

Duane Dibbley · Jan 5, 2016

William J Smith said:
No we are not, there is nothing worse than seeing "3 cheers for the happy couple" appear on your screen to remind you that the only girl you ever loved 2 timed you, dumped you, then married the other guy within 2 weeks of dumping you.
Yeah lets have a happy zarking wedding just to touch the nerves of a drunk and embittered space pilot who then goes and blasts the wedding party with high energy weapons, yeah Sarah.. have a good time chocking to death after I've blown out the life support and smashed the power plant, I'll make sure your escort cant rescue you by blowing them up leaving you to die alone in the void, much as you killed my hopes and dreams.

Bill

<<back in therapy again

Let it out mate, that's it!..mind you, I see why u miss her, she sure does go like a train! (when she's in a hurry to get somewhere, moderators..obviously!)
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Personally, I would never blow up a wedding barge..It's not because I'm a good person - I prefer them to really suffer - marriage is a fate worse than death!
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BTW Bill, what's your therapist's number?