Wedding Murder - do I feel bad? Not much

[tiger61378]

Great thread, this one made me chuckle. Nice to know that we can kill those damned wedding barges!

 

[Space Fan]

Great thread, this one made me chuckle. Nice to know that we can kill those damned wedding barges!

RIGHT ON COMMANDER!

 

[eyleyro]

<snip> And of course when I went to claim my 58k + 0.150k, the local police waved me by politely - 'no crimes recorded.'

Of course they did, all you achieved in that 5 minutes was what his wife was going to take the next 50 years doing...kill him

PS Love it that you picked through the wreckage...Yep, 2 toasters, fondue set, 12 piece dinner service...

 

[Space Fan]

Of course they did, all you achieved in that 5 minutes was what his wife was going to take the next 50 years doing...kill him

PS Love it that you picked through the wreckage...Yep, 2 toasters, fondue set, 12 piece dinner service...

Sexism alert!!!!

Yep, had I targeted it, the fondue set would now be atomised to 'chocolate atoms'; along with the dinner service (why would anyone need more than 2 plates?) And one toaster is quite sufficient for any sane person.

Why doesn't anyone give a home-brew kit as a wedding present? Hey, maybe in the future

Edit: my book on these and other topics out soon

 

[Pilot Mark]

I'm sure they made it out in escape capsules.

 

[Space Fan]

I'm sure they made it out in escape capsules.

Nowhere to be seen, I fear.

 

[Scudmungus]

yah savin dem fram de longest sentence evar made:

''I do.''

..please don't be tellin mi beautiful wife me type dis.

 

[Space Fan]

yah savin dem fram de longest sentence evar made:

''I do.''

..please don't be tellin mi beautiful wife me type dis.

de longest sentence evar Scud.

Jus smok on dis Scud, an aaahl wil be alri.

 

[Space Fan]

My Dear Scud, how was my spelling of 'Alright' within your argot?

'Alri' didn't look quite right to me - it somehow lacked authenticity. Please advise.

Yours aye

Commander N Stephenson Allen Royal Navy

(for it is me)

 

[Space Fan]

Perhaps a translation rather than transcription error: how aboot: oops, lapsed into Scots...

How about: we--e--e ----ll, instead of 'alright' as an alternative adverb?

You remain, Sir, the expert in this field.

Regards

Cdr N

 

[Scudmungus]

1 - 3 post makin yuh scary
2 - 'alright' bein 'Irie'

 

[William J Smith]

LoL - you'll be robbing a funeral cortege from brass coffin handles next

Repped for making me laugh

Bill

"also .. that gives me an idea...... for a mass funeral! "

 

[Space Fan]

1 - 3 post makin yuh scary
2 - 'alright' bein 'Irie'

My regards Scud,

I shall add that to my galactic lexicon:

'Irie' - minor faction Earth language, equiv. 'alright', for 'that will be absolutely fine sir, etc. 'Suit you sir' etc.

Cool me man, now smok on dis - it much batta.

(do you see - I am learning!)

Terribly sorry, the 'smok on dis' above was an offer - not part of my lexicon. Heh, er..

(I'll send you a copy of my book Scud - out in about 6 months.)