What are your coolest/funniest custom VoiceAttack commands?

[Thorberg Shavestroke]

I just set up VoiceAttack and Orion, and my custom commands are mostly nautical in origin:

Full steam/Emergency speed = 100% engine
At ease = 0% engine
Cast off = launch
Engage/disengage = fsd engage/cancel
Ease away - clear the mass lock
Approach handsomely/Flank speed = 75% engine
Darken ship/light ship = ship lights off/on
General quarters = red alert
Batten down the hatches = power to shields

I'm sure you guys are going to blow mine away, I am interested to see what you have come up with!

 

[Mole HD]

I just set up VoiceAttack and Orion, and my custom commands are mostly nautical in origin:

Full steam/Emergency speed = 100% engine
At ease = 0% engine
Cast off = launch
Engage/disengage = fsd engage/cancel
Ease away - clear the mass lock
Approach handsomely/Flank speed = 75% engine
Darken ship/light ship = ship lights off/on
General quarters = red alert
Batten down the hatches = power to shields

I'm sure you guys are going to blow mine away, I am interested to see what you have come up with!

I set up a custom reply for pirates. When I say, "John Wayne", VA types in the quick chat box "Fill your Hands, you son of a *****!"

"John Travolta" fires up the headlights flashing at an insane rate until I say "Stop" or "done"...

"Flash twice" flashes the headlights twice in quick succession...

"SOS" fires the headlights in a ...---... pattern in case I ever require the Fuel Rats.

A few more custom macros for the quick chat too...a couple of extra functions for the excellent HCS voice packs...

"Fire up EDDB/Coriolis/Inara/EDSM/ED market trader" opens the selected app on the second monitor.... the usual copy/paste commands for adding system details into the galaxy map...
The latest patch for the HCS packs adds sub target targeting direct by command instead of trawling through menus, so that's a plus. I also like the "Yellow Alert!", "Red Alert!" commands from them too as well as several attack protocols and defensive protocols they added... varies pip settings and actions as soon as you exit supercruise either through interdiction or on purpose...

Lots more since I'm always fiddling with something...

 

[Perseus]

If I burb with VA on, it launches chaff.
The command word is "foil" for launch chaff so I'm not sure why belching also works.

 

[GraXXoR]

B.S.R.

It sends 4 pips to ENG and 2 to SHIELDS, performs a boost and fires a chaff and a heatsink for good measure.
Fans of Python - Monty, not Faulcon DeLacy - will know this manoeuvre very well.

Edit... I just remembered the other one...

Deadpool

4 pips to weapons, 2 to Engines,
Types "This guy has the right idea, he's wearing a brown flightsuit." in Local chat.