General / Off-Topic What faction does your dog pledge to?

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My dog Fudge pledges to the Alliance.

Why?

Simple. The Alliance is home to the finest farmers in the galaxy. Farms mean pigs, and pigs mean sausages.

Ergo, Fudge pledges to the Alliance.
 

NY09

NY09
I do not own a dog, but my cat is Imperial, obv.

We disagree on many things.

Your dog's rationale is flawless, btw.
 

Mohrgan

Mohrgan
My Dog, Sir Lord Sheldon Underfoot the 1st Earl of Greenville Bear-chaser, does not stoop to pledging. He is pledged to.

If you are interested please respond to his Secretary's invitation for recruitment. If you haven't gotten an invitation. You are not worthy.

True upper-crust Dogs don't go for pedestrian sausage, he responds only to cheese when the mood strikes him. You have a lot to learn.
 

EUS

EUS
My dog would've pledged to whichever faction enshrined chasing tennis balls into water.
Oh, and snowbank diving for snowballs.
And whichever had the largest amount of horse biowaste for rolling in.
 
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Hooplah

Hooplah
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Arry

Arry
What is it with this; 'Your dog' elitism? This is the 4th millennium and animal ownership was banned the decade after they made everybody, genderless.

I am the Dog; the top Dog, on my OWN ship. Meh!

I support the Imperials, because they offer pretty shields and the Smurf princess has a nice tail. Anyway: I could not run with that Fed scum; untrustworthy, the lot of them.
 
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Mxpower76

Mxpower76
I think mine might be a Fed. She hides things she isn't supposed to have, does what she wants when she wants and gets mad when you tell her no.
 

Viscera

Viscera
Oh dear....

All i can think now is that Unikorn puts a sausage in his Fudge every night before bed.....

Can you by chance tell I am from the "carry on" golden age of humor.
 

Bryan K

Bryan K
Bryan K said:
My Lovebird is pledged to the Empire, because she bites the hand that feeds her.
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She’s also extremely flamboyant and loves nothing more than to look at herself in the mirror all day.

Goddammit, I meant to click edit, not reply with quote. Mods, can fix?
 

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I'm really proud.

Fudge is joining me tonight whilst I ferry food around the galaxy.
 

krylite

krylite
A spacecat, Aisling imperial. And she loves playing with those floating holo-sheet pamphlets.
 
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