What my Fer De Lance dreams about when I'm logged off

Cutter spends it's time dreaming of what it could do, instead of being an Uber service for slaves migrants. To be fair, it does have a point.

I should take it out to Betelgeuse sometime, as a treat. We can both look at the huge and terrifying ball of fire in the sky, together. Shhh, it's okay -- don't make it weird.
 
My Full Metal FAS probably longs to dream of soft clouds and warm sunshine. Anything has to be better than its day job, that being repeatedly smashed into ships/asteroids/stations.
 
Mine dreams of a 7 on the agility scale, a 6 is just a little too slow, and means it has to spend an hour a day in the special needs class with the other T class ships, learning about useless things like carrying lots of stuff real good and clapping like a seal.
 
After a recent escapade to try the FDL for PvE (loaded up with shields and HRPs) and blowing the canopy, my FDL has nightmares about
a) being sold (someone already mentioned this)
b) loosing the canopy again

Oh, and it also dreams of a C4 multi-cannon...

On that note, after running out of fuel when transporting the FDL from where I bought it back to my home system it probably also dreams of a better FSD or bigger fuel tank...
 
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I lost my canopy last night to a 'novice' Anaconda during an assassination attempt, this after blowing away his two wing bumchums and taking his powerplant to 10%. I was raging, the indignity of losing my cockpit glass to some lumbering oaf and his never missing beam turrets. Like hell was that a novice, turned on a dime even vs my flight assist off escapades. When I came back I just ignored his friends and went to town on him. I also lost count of the number of times he tried to ram me. I took the reward for his head and lit it on fire just to spite his memory. :):):):):).
 
Mine dreams about knowing the galactic core. Then she wakes up and sees her small, tiny, puny FDS and cries a bit. But a bit only and in silence, because she is brave and knows her place.
 
I have to assume my Anaconda dreams about being an Asp and my Asp dreams about being an Anaconda. It's complicated. ;)
 
My FDL has nightmares about ending up like her predecessor - sliding shieldless relatively slowly along the side of a dangerous anaconda and then exploding. 500 odd armour is not enough it seems.

Did i just admit to that?
 
Wow its kind of sad that most of the other peoples' ships seem to dream from a place of bitterness.

Poor ships. Its OK, even the Eagle and yes, Sidewinder has its place in our hearts (Ever wing up with a sidewinder group for some piranha pack attacks? great fun!)
 
I think it dreams of having the pilots chair put in the middle so you don't see a window frame in front of you.
 
I think my Fer-De-Lance dreams of not going through major surgery every time we travel.
Having a Breast Enlargement ..... erhmm.........I mean Fuel Tank Enlargement and Fuel Scoop installed and removed before and after the trip.
 
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