Don't shoot, I have Tea!
Arrrg! Ye scummy freighter, gies yer cargo or die in thar cold vacuum o space!
Greetings fellow commander!
Helloz, gimmi creditz, im new have no money I want a big ship to tradewith, creditz plz lolz
Today is a good day to die!
I'm not going to fight, but if you don't back the hell off, and fly away, I'll target your engines and weapons systems, blast your hairy backside to the dark side of the moon.
Da Shiong La Se La Ch'Wohn Tian.! (大象拉屎)