White van man of the galaxy

[Paden]

For all you Brits, come on, we have to face it, the Hauler is a Transit Van with stubby wings, right? Air vents on the dashboard sealed it.

 

[DragonIV]

LOL, I'm not even a Brit and I thought that's what it looked like. Glad to see I wasn't the only one!

 

[Dr Roly]

Yes It explains why I see them cutting up other ships on the way into a station.

There should be an option to roll down the side windows and prop your arm on the outside.

If only stations had a "consume ginster's pasty" option it would complete the experience.

 

[Paden]

Ha ha. Yes, I'm delivering pickled onion monster munch, cola cubes and pot noodles to Braben World. Now get out of my way.

 

[Arius]

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[MajorEpeen]

Now all you need to do is drive like a clown while wielding a bacon butty and a ciggy while shouting abuse at other motorists and the image will be complete....

 

[Paden]

It's about time the bleedin' council cleaned up those asteroids, it's costing me a fortune in dampers every time they cut me up. Those asteroids never look where they are going.

One time a flippin double star system had the nerve to pull out in front of
Me. Celestial bodies, my ****..

 

[Hectic]

For all you Brits, come on, we have to face it, the Hauler is a Transit Van with stubby wings, right? Air vents on the dashboard sealed it.

Yeah! I mean it needs a cup holder and a copy of the red top of your choice as well though.

Wait. Aren't we all wearing spacesuits?