Now all you need to do is drive like a clown while wielding a bacon butty and a ciggy while shouting abuse at other motorists and the image will be complete....
It's about time the bleedin' council cleaned up those asteroids, it's costing me a fortune in dampers every time they cut me up. Those asteroids never look where they are going.
One time a flippin double star system had the nerve to pull out in front of
Me. Celestial bodies, my ****..