One I made earlier:
Running a B&B, smears are a lurking hazard!
Lol Nice addition with the beer on the dashboard

I thought about writing "Clean me" on the canopy, too, but it didn't quite fit in with "Die" and "Burn in HELL".
And, for those wondering, I didn't use Photoshop (don't have it). I just used MS Paint and the color black with the brush tool. At first I thought that Paint wouldn't do the trick, that somehow it wouldn't look even half way decent. To my surprise, it worked just fine. Yeah, its pixelated if you look close enough. I just wanted to make it and post it ASAP for a good laugh. I'm glad so many folks share my dark sense of humor
Feel free to post your own funny pictures here if you wish, like your own version of writing on the windshield.
Oh, and I always thought the abrasions on the canopy looked more like wax, like someone washed and waxed my ship, but they forgot you weren't supposed to wax the glass. Looks kinda like condensation too though. Anyways, take care and keep having fun
