After IWII (Internet war II), and the total destruction of the internet as it was known in the 21st century, hand-shaking, fist-bumping, and hi-fives came to be considered a futile gesture at best, and ultimately, a waste of time and resources.
That's why now, instead of saying things like "good to see you", or "hiya" nowadays, people skip such hollow pleasantries, and just punch each other right in the face when they meet.
We are all fortunate to live in a time of such honesty, and clarity.
All hail the sentient cloud.
That's why now, instead of saying things like "good to see you", or "hiya" nowadays, people skip such hollow pleasantries, and just punch each other right in the face when they meet.
We are all fortunate to live in a time of such honesty, and clarity.
All hail the sentient cloud.