Why cant we jettison passengers?

Noctover

Noctover
"Source me 2 items of clothes, i wish to make this journey more comfortable"

Are you serious? Did you board my ship naked? Did you not pack a bag with multiple sets of clothing? You want me, the commander of your ride to go to the local GAP OUTLET for you? Further more your willing to pay me 250k credits for some clothes?!?!

This entitled "rich tourist" has more money than sense.

If we cant jettison them cant we at least sell them on the market as slaves, let him work for his clothes in future :D.
 

SeaFireliv

SeaFireliv
Noctover said:
"Source me 2 items of clothes, i wish to make this journey more comfortable"

Are you serious? Did you board my ship naked? Did you not pack a bag with multiple sets of clothing? You want me, the commander of your ride to go to the local GAP OUTLET for you? Further more your willing to pay me 250k credits for some clothes?!?!

This entitled "rich tourist" has more money than sense.

If we cant jettison them cant we at least sell them on the market as slaves, let him work for his clothes in future :D.
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Humans... Seems pretty realistic to me.

But it is optional, you speak like you`re forced. Just say, "No."
 

MarcusKross

MarcusKross
Yes please.

Let us jettison 'em and make it count as a murder. One can always sidewinder suicide to get rid of the bounty anyway.
 

Noctover

Noctover
MarcusKross said:
Yes please.

Let us jettison 'em and make it count as a murder. One can always sidewinder suicide to get rid of the bounty anyway.
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Sometimes killing certain passengers, "murder" is a bit harsh..."Public service" now thats more accurate ;).

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SeaFireliv said:
Humans... Seems pretty realistic to me.

But it is optional, you speak like you`re forced. Just say, "No."
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Sorry i didn't put [HUMOUR] in front of the post title, i thought it was obvious.
 

Noctover

Noctover
Furthermore, im fairly sure one of my passengers is Hercules...Ive done over 1k LY's with these guys and at least one of the passengers has been wanted in every other system!
 

Arvel Yael

Arvel Yael
"I need 2 items of fruit and vegetables".

"Sir, this ship is the Galatea, we have every kind of fine foodstuff on board up to and including Ferrero Rocher".

"No no no, I want some Aldebaran potatoes!"
 

Siobhan

Siobhan
It is indeed the things they ask for, more than that they ask.

Two tonnes of clothes is weird, true, and very entitled... But when they want six tonnes of bio waste to make the trip more comfortable, then I start to get justifiably concerned about the ship... I also sell the cabin they used as soon as I dock. Probably Imperials...
 

Noctover

Noctover
Siobhan said:
It is indeed the things they ask for, more than that they ask.

Two tonnes of clothes is weird, true, and very entitled... But when they want six tonnes of bio waste to make the trip more comfortable, then I start to get justifiably concerned about the ship... I also sell the cabin they used as soon as I dock. Probably Imperials...
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Lmao.

2 tonnes of biowaste...thats just odd!
 

Arvel Yael

Arvel Yael
Some of these passengers are such crybabies. "Your ship got scanned, commander!"
Oh big deal dude, so now the federal security services know you boarded the ship with a travel case full of Bad Dragon toys. So what? *scowl*
 

Brieus

Brieus
SeaFireliv said:
Humans... Seems pretty realistic to me.

But it is optional, you speak like you`re forced. Just say, "No."
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No, with some of them it isn't optional. You won't be able to get the next checkpoint unless you get their tchotchkes. Which I found out AFTER I flew out to a 320K LS waypoint .
 

wrmiller

W
My one and only attempt at a passenger mission went along in a similar fashion. I just deleted the mission and the passengers 'disappeared'. :)

Haven't done one since.
 

Draxxen

Draxxen
"You have the rare opportunity to enjoy a First Class flight in a combat ready Federal Corvette, and you want me to deviate from the planned route and buy you a ton of fresh underwear???"
*jettison*

Yes, I would like that feature.
 

Noctover

Noctover
3.0 FD, forget name plates, we want the frozen corpses of the entitled strapped to the outsides of our ships as a warning, make it happen [up]
 

IndigoWyrd

IndigoWyrd
It's clear who has never dealt with these kinds of people and who hasn't.

They're really like that, folks. Because they can be.
 

Siobhan

Siobhan
IndigoWyrd said:
It's clear who has never dealt with these kinds of people and who hasn't.

They're really like that, folks. Because they can be.
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I was about to say that asking for the simple test-mod macro you'd written for them to now include the full functionality of MS Word by the end of the day is different to sourcing umpteen tonnes of biowaste... but then... it's really not, is it... sigh... people...

You can bet the Mission Giver had guaranteed you'd be up to doing it all, but neglected to mention it to you as they knoew you'd turn the job down if they told you about it...
 

SkipRat

SkipRat
because FD, lives in a a world of fluff and everything is happy and FD is scared of hurting fragile little minds.
 

Comrade Napoleon

Comrade Napoleon
Noctover said:
"Source me 2 items of clothes, i wish to make this journey more comfortable"

Are you serious? Did you board my ship naked? Did you not pack a bag with multiple sets of clothing? You want me, the commander of your ride to go to the local GAP OUTLET for you? Further more your willing to pay me 250k credits for some clothes?!?!

This entitled "rich tourist" has more money than sense.

If we cant jettison them cant we at least sell them on the market as slaves, let him work for his clothes in future :D.
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:D sheesh Cmdr, you got me laughing :)
? rep and dump the swines

Cheers Cmdr's
 
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