OP you get a +1 just for that title. Very funny post altogether.
From what I have read these things are at their most dangerous if you fall into them outside of supercruse. But the method of escape is very similar to the graphic already posted:
Caveat: I have never been to one in 2.2 so this is all 2nd hand knowledge
1. Don't panic
2. Throttle to zero (this is mega important as it will massively reduce the turbulence)
3. Try to point directly away from the star
4. Engage frame shift but do not throttle up yet
5. When the frame shift is ready to engage go full throttle
Hopefully this will get you back into supercruise pointing away from the star and you will exit the polar jet.
From what I have read these things are at their most dangerous if you fall into them outside of supercruse. But the method of escape is very similar to the graphic already posted:
Caveat: I have never been to one in 2.2 so this is all 2nd hand knowledge
1. Don't panic
2. Throttle to zero (this is mega important as it will massively reduce the turbulence)
3. Try to point directly away from the star
4. Engage frame shift but do not throttle up yet
5. When the frame shift is ready to engage go full throttle
Hopefully this will get you back into supercruise pointing away from the star and you will exit the polar jet.