This is a story not a question. I have a bucket list of things I have yet to try and one of them was assassination missions. I've done pirate lords missions, skimmer kill missions and so on but for some reason always skipped these. Well I need Biotech Conductors and mission reward seems to be the only way to get those. I did a few passenger missions but those are boring.
So I see "kill terrorist leader" mission gives me 5 Biotech Conductors and decide to take it. It's labeled wing assassination mission but hey, I'm in an engineered Corvette! I need no stinking wing! 4100MJ shields and everything maxed out engineered for PvE.
Off I go to the location and fairly quickly mission objective comes along.
I drop in ready for victory. Well, he's in a Cutter and his wingmates are in Anacondas, FDL etc. They're beating on some civilians as I deploy hardpoints and like I always do when I enter a battle I fire the first shot with Dual Huge G5 engineered PAs right into the cutter's belly. 300Pts of damage get's their attention.
Instantly the whole wing is on me. I concentrate only on the Cutter figuring if I can kill him I can highwake out and complete the mission.
Yea,.......I'm wearing the cutter down eventually bringing his shields down but his wingmates are tearing me a new A**hole as ring after ring of my shields disappear. No worries "deploy heatsink, deploy SCB". Ummm...nothing happens! Oh sheet!
I forgot I swapped out my SCBs for cargo space 2 sessions ago! :O
Down to last ring on shields, FA off trying to avoid and still fire at the cutter. "Shields offline" "Oh shut up Celeste!" :x Torpedo alert! Boom. [blah] Hull damage. I realize I'm close to toast and fire FSD. "FSD offline" Ummm rut roe raggy! Apparently they nailed my FSD. Soon my thrusters malfunction as I'm boosting away. Another 10 seconds pass and my canopy pops. [knocked out]
"Eject, eject, eject" and I see my very first rebuy screen in my Corvette. UGH! 30mil. credits and mission failure.
So I learned I am not good enough a pilot to take on 4 heavily armed terrorists solo and that my beloved Corvette is not invincible in PvE.

So I see "kill terrorist leader" mission gives me 5 Biotech Conductors and decide to take it. It's labeled wing assassination mission but hey, I'm in an engineered Corvette! I need no stinking wing! 4100MJ shields and everything maxed out engineered for PvE.
Off I go to the location and fairly quickly mission objective comes along.
I drop in ready for victory. Well, he's in a Cutter and his wingmates are in Anacondas, FDL etc. They're beating on some civilians as I deploy hardpoints and like I always do when I enter a battle I fire the first shot with Dual Huge G5 engineered PAs right into the cutter's belly. 300Pts of damage get's their attention.
Instantly the whole wing is on me. I concentrate only on the Cutter figuring if I can kill him I can highwake out and complete the mission.
Yea,.......I'm wearing the cutter down eventually bringing his shields down but his wingmates are tearing me a new A**hole as ring after ring of my shields disappear. No worries "deploy heatsink, deploy SCB". Ummm...nothing happens! Oh sheet!
Down to last ring on shields, FA off trying to avoid and still fire at the cutter. "Shields offline" "Oh shut up Celeste!" :x Torpedo alert! Boom. [blah] Hull damage. I realize I'm close to toast and fire FSD. "FSD offline" Ummm rut roe raggy! Apparently they nailed my FSD. Soon my thrusters malfunction as I'm boosting away. Another 10 seconds pass and my canopy pops. [knocked out]
"Eject, eject, eject" and I see my very first rebuy screen in my Corvette. UGH! 30mil. credits and mission failure.
So I learned I am not good enough a pilot to take on 4 heavily armed terrorists solo and that my beloved Corvette is not invincible in PvE.
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