General / Off-Topic Women are crazy.

My girlfriend is always going on about going green. Saving the environment, doing things to save the planet and so on. OK, she convinced me so I started thinking of ways to do it.

I came up with a great plan and started to work on it. Later that week, I sat her down and told her how I was helping by reducing the amount of chemical hair gel I buy and use a natural hair gel instead. I showed her the small jar I'd managed to make. When she asked what it was, I told her. Every time I blow my nose or cough up phlegm, I put it in the jar to use as hair gel, it works really well and is often better than the chemical one.

I thought she would be pleased but no, she said it was gross and promptly dumped me. There's no pleasing some people.
 
My girlfriend is always going on about going green. Saving the environment, doing things to save the planet and so on. OK, she convinced me so I started thinking of ways to do it.

I came up with a great plan and started to work on it. Later that week, I sat her down and told her how I was helping by reducing the amount of chemical hair gel I buy and use a natural hair gel instead. I showed her the small jar I'd managed to make. When she asked what it was, I told her. Every time I blow my nose or cough up phlegm, I put it in the jar to use as hair gel, it works really well and is often better than the chemical one.

I thought she would be pleased but no, she said it was gross and promptly dumped me. There's no pleasing some people.

I hope this is written in jest and with her approval. Otherwise, you should feel bad for even starting this "experiment" of yours.
 
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