World's Worst Pirate competition

Jane Turner

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I was minding my own business in SC when I spotted a CMDR (I don't see many so try and chat when I get the opportunity)

Me: Greetings commander xxxxxxxx

no answer came the stern reply


Then a rather feeble interdiction and immediate firing of a multi-canon, to which my response was 4 Pip to engines... boost and drop a chaff.

The I started chatting again.
Me: Silly Boy. You can't catch me and are wasting ammo and getting a bigger bounty
Him: STAND
Me: Why - you are so far behind you have already dropped off my scanner (and you couldn't hit a Bear's backside with a banjo - sadly I only thought that)
Me: and you are such an amateur - if you had a cargo scanner you'd see how pointless this is.... (I was carrying Biowaste)
 
Should have given him a hug since collision damage is so borked up. May as well try to turn lemons into lemonade.
 
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Jane Turner

Volunteer Moderator
I considered it - but I've not "kissed" a Viper since 1.1 and wasn't completely sure of the outcome... and I'm attached to this particular cockpit.. I've been through about 30 so far (on the Cobra)
 
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