You know you have been playing ED far too much when...

[Crash Landing]

Previously on

I have been hazres farming hard to get to the big E in combat

Now

Last night lying in the hotel bed staring out the window there was a flash in the sky and my first thought was Boost Boost it might be an anaconda

 

[cmdr_Havalok]

...you're not too worried about a fender bender in heavy traffic because you figure your Nissan Xterra has 4A Shields.

 

[Warmaster Will]

A Nissan with 4a shields in your dreams....more like 2e with one pip ;p


I jump out of my skin every time I get scanned ...even if I am just hauling Fruits and Veggies
Robigo changes a Commander...

 

[CMDR Argent Steel]

You see one of those science education videos where some smart guy is asking people on the street how far the Earth is from the moon, of building a scale model of the solar system, and you are rolling your eyes about how any idiot knows all this.

And you need a permit to get there.

 

[SP45M]

You haven't bothered to fire up the client in months because the forums have more entertaining content.

 

[Hanekura Shizuka]

... you see a picture of the Earth and immediately think, "Cool, an ELW!"

 

[Don Alvarez]

When salesman or other undesireables come to your door and you open it and say "loitering is a crime... punishable by death."

 

[dayrth]

When a lorry pulls out in front of you on the M4 and you pull back on the steering wheel to fly over it and wonder why the boost button isn't working.

 

[Mechanist]

You're posting in threads like this one.

 

[Pazmino]

Puzzled what that round thing in front of you is for when in your car; and the pedals.
When wife asks why you don't just drive into the garage, wondering why she can't wait for docking access granted.

 

[ShimEnki]

When you look at your vehicle's climate control center and consider the heat levels of your seat, steering wheel and defrost in --pips

 

[Macy]

Sometimes i just wish my car had a docking computer.

 

[William J Smith]

When you're riding your FJR13 bike and a cop appears behind you ... and you think... ot oh.. what am I smuggling today" before realising that you can hit the 'boost' button, do 165 mph and run away from his slowpoke astra quite well

Bill

"then reality sets back in" [sad]

 

[CMDR Heisenberg B. Damned]

When you finally see the dolphins in witchspace! [wacko]

 

[Zuni Lunes]

when u call your misses "verity" at a time you really should not

 

[JoeShmo]

When things like "taking out the trash" , "doing the dishes", "chatting with the in-laws" is now considered a break from trying to rank up.

 

[DragoonKnight]

Someone cuts you off and you wonder if your shields will be strong enough to protect your car from hull damage if you ram him

 

[Elpapo]

... when you force wife and kids to play Elite D, doing heavy PVP with you in family wing. Names would be : Cmdr MAD_DAD, Cmdr MAD_MUM, Cmdr MAD_SON, Cmdr MAD_DAUGTHER. Sounds wicked?

Spoiler

Back in cod4 modern warfare glory days, a few years ago, I was in clan where was such family with names like that. Clan still exist today but only DAD is left. We where called DVSN.

 

[Alpenmilch]

If somebody is quite unfriendly and you think about to grind some charity missons for this person.

Because of that you buy a palladium ring for your girlfriend, because you know, gold is useless.

 

[Becks]

... when you honk everytime you have to brake.