I came to the forum to vent, just got interdicted by a wing of 3 Elite conda NPCS in a wing ..... I was in my T9 life sucks, but this thread cheers me up a bit so here is my contribution :
You know you have been playing ED too much, when you change the voices of your Car GPS to the voices of "Astra Voice Pack"
assuming you have a rear wheel drive car..
blip the throttle, tap the e-brake, turn in direction of turn, sharply turn wheel in opposite direction of turn, slam throttle. or something like that. There. Power assist off.