You know you have played ED too much when....

(Not seen one of these types of threads before, so here goes)

You know you have played ED too much when....

1) When you go to buy a new car, you ask the sales rep about Cargo capacity and hardpoints.

2) You driving style has changed to accelerate until half way to your destination, then decelerate for half the distance.

3) Number 2 is part of your excuse when you get a speeding ticking from the police.

4) You call police cars, system authority vessels.

5) When some jerk cuts you up while driving, you instinctively try and fire your lasers.

6) You have overused the docking computer, so fail to understand why your car doesn't park itself when you take your foot off the accelerator.

7) When in bed with your partner and things are getting frisky you request docking permission :p
 
When you take a 3 day vacation from work, and plan an itinerary around 40 nearby towns and cities, because your car needs new tyres.
 
When you're driving home from work, pull onto the dual carriageway at the edge of town, put your foot down, and your brain hears the "Boost" noise.
 
…You enter the supermarket shouting "Where's the black market"

…You sit idling for minutes waiting for the parking space to turn your car around.
 
...you pretend you are mining when scooping dog poop. "My refinery has only one bin!!!!"

...you stare at the sun because you know its gonna be freaking beautif...OWWW MY EYES!
 
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You know youre playin too much ED when you try to press J when seeing this...
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and wonder why you dont jump out of super cruise!!!
 
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