You know you play to much elite if....

[Blake_Dragon]

the old proverb goes a picture says more then 1000 words so....

Spoiler

what are your signs, the indicators that tell you you been sucked into Elite to long?

 

[Synthetic Frost]

My own home system's screenshot looks very much like that. So don't feel bad.

You know you play too much Elite when...:

You're so used to docking that you don't even remember doing it.

 

[Hitsuke]

You know you play to much elite if....

You make threads titled: "You know you play to much elite if...."

 

[Jastebro]

You have aching gluteal musculature from sitting too long in a chair. I should go for more walks. :/

 

[FatteusTwerpage]

Aching gluteal musculature from sitting too long in my chair. I shuold go for more walks. :/

This....

 

[Jigster]

You read this article and...

http://metro.co.uk/2015/03/25/whacking-great-asteroid-will-fly-past-earth-this-friday-5120603/

...wonder what the speeds and distances are in c, LS and Mm!

 

[Lord_Crazy]

... you sometimes say out loud "docking successful, engine disengaged" when you park your car yes I am ashamed of myself... kind of

 

[pato]

You always drive your car with ADAS OFF

 

[pdizzle]

You reach for your throttle and flight stick when you get in the car to head to work.

 

[kilvenny]

Every time someone cuts you up in the traffic your brain says - pips to weapons - fire!

 

[Rezri]

Every time someone cuts you up in the traffic your brain says - pips to weapons - fire!

Or you KWS that nice fellow that just honked/gave you the bird.

 

[glynie]

...you write on the forums.

 

[Danarchist]

PE billionaires

 

[Kano Magnus]

You demand the internet has an 'offline' version

 

[5AmpFuse]

You start talking to the rocks on the system map.

 

[bossbrigand]

You unintentionally refer to your neighborhood as a 'system' in conversation with other people.

 

[Dagless]

I don't know about too much Elite, but I once spoke to a gaming "enthusiast" who referred to people he saw on the street as NPCs.

Alarmingly, he liked games with guns. I backed away slowly.

 

[Carmaki]

You start coming up with awesome, but completely impractical, builds for your ships...

In other news, let me introduce you to the Fer-De-Lance "Warthog".

 

[Ben Ryder]

You know you play to much elite if....


When I went to cross the road and noticed the traffic lights had a new countdown feature... 5 4 3 2 1

and then crossing the road after exclaiming aloud "Engage!"

 

[Arksun]

You know you play too much elite if...

When you look at everyday things you imagine them slowly rotating left or right

(yes I play with mouse and keyboard)