You know you play too much E:D when...

[Minudra]

You want to scan the car in front to see if its wanted.

You can't understand why you can't just boost up to go over that lorry blocking the road.

You close your eyes and the stars are still spinning.

 

[Enride]

When you wish the holidays were over so your new hotas may arrive and let you play the game :/

 

[Blake_Dragon]

get in your car and say "launch" being used to use Voice Attack in conjunction with Elite.

then forget to push the button to activate voice comands for those you actually CAN use with your cars system

 

[wilkie79]

When you request docking before opening the front door

 

[GodSlayer]

While driving you try to hurry up and get to your destination before you get interdicted.

 

[xxThe_Dice_manxx]

Your right hand is now a permanent claw from gripping the flight stick.

 

[Narmattaru]

When you stop at a gas station and hear a voice saying fuel scooping.

 

[LtCasey]

.....when you try to 'dock ' into your GF, and she whispers: "...Landing gear not deployed!"

 

[palefire]

Rather than stopping in front of Target to pick up your wife, you attempt to deploy the cargo scoop. Didn't work.

 

[8ballirish]

When you suddenly have the urge to transport tonnes of brandy across Europe to make a huge profit.

 

[HardstyleFlavor]

When it's time to go to work, and you've forgotten how to walk properly due to being in the Commander's chair too long.

 

[Darkfyre99]

You know you're not playing enough Elite Dangerous when the time you have available to spend on the forums is greater than the time you have to actually play the game.

*shakes her fist*

Curse you real life!!!

#FirstWorldProblems

 

[LtCasey]

Driving your car, approaching your carport, and mistaken right pedal for adjusting yaw in the letterbox.......

....Standing in the grocery, checking Thrudd 's helpful Tool where to buy vegetables and Food......

 

[Lunchmoney]

https://twitter.com/LunchMoney_Al/status/547679587480911872

 

[WalterHWhite]

You go into hyperspace to the kitchen for a cup of tea

 

[Lunchmoney]

You look into the night sky and think, "Been there, been there..."

 

[Earthman]

.....when you try to 'dock ' into your GF, and she whispers: "...Landing gear not deployed!"

Dammit... I nearly choked on my whiskey!

I just get "Docking denied"

 

[LtCasey]

Dammit... I nearly choked on my whiskey!

I just get "Docking denied"

this just made me spill my beer....... Seriously? You need another Station ....... Or another Gouvernement at least.

 

[Julio Montega]

... when you search your car's technical sheet for the hardpoint placement,
you want to put that multicannon on.

... you wonder why the police fines have been reduced, when you drove too fast through the city.

 

[Lunchmoney]

... when you search your car's technical sheet for the hardpoint placement,
you want to put that multicannon on.

You mean your car doesn't have hardpoints?