You know you've been playing too much Elite when.....
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..very early in the morning, the bald guy in front of you at the train station, with the strange rectangular birthmark on the back of his head reminds you of a Coriolis Station. I am just glad I didnt put in a docking request...
You feel the need to button up your coat and tip-toe around "Silent running" while doing the shopping.
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.... you're driving into a car park and panicking because you forgot to request docking.
The problem really sets in when you turn flight assist off in the car park. You think insurance costs in the game are bad !?!
When your four-year-old is struggling to pedal up a hill, and you overhear her say, "bicycle, full engines!"
More power to engines?When you ask your missus for docking clearance....you know....when....I'll just leave this here
when you put a cup down, sweeping it in at a 45 degree angle and wait for half a second expecting before lowering it to hear the beeps that let you know its on target.
you mistakenly send an email to your boss and start with... Dear Commander
... you fire up Slopey´s trading tool before going shopping.
... want to retract landing gear when starting your car.
... driving, you aim not directly at the curve but a bit to the side because you think you can get better through it like this.
... you are surprised that your car stops immediately when setting the throttle to zero.
... want to retract landing gear when starting your car.
... driving, you aim not directly at the curve but a bit to the side because you think you can get better through it like this.
... you are surprised that your car stops immediately when setting the throttle to zero.
Dont forget Shields. Safe flying Commanders...More power to engines?
No, that was just random off-sick-from-work boredom
Haha.. that's horrible. lol
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