This has to be the longest and most difficult way to implement a run-of-the-mill MMO.
This has to be the longest and most difficult way to implement a run-of-the-mill MMO.
Where's that clip of Chris saying "full persistence" when I need it.
Why do they always do free fly events when it's in the worst possible state? They're so consistent about this that it must be a strategy. Maybe people do a "the graphics tell me that the gameplay has so much potential!" and buy in low, then see it consistently improve since there's nowhere to go but up and that gives the longest possible runway for upselling?
BOOOOO!
(De)testable Now!Loving the people in that thread who are saying this is how it reminds people that live is just a testing platform.
Can't wait for marketing to release the promo for the free fly saying "Playable Now!"
The physics engine is at this point long dead and is now random digital noise, obliterated by a mind bending cascade of if-then-else statements. Devs who dare open this unholy code will probably face the same effects as if facing Chtulhu. So in order to keep their sanity they will just code additional layers around it without even touching it, adding to the ever growing pile of spaghetti.This fricking game![]()
Guilty pleasure: I love diving into code pasta to untangle some of it and make it better. Well structured code is boring!The physics engine is at this point long dead and is now random digital noise, obliterated by a mind bending cascade of if-then-else statements. Devs who dare open this unholy code will probably face the same effects as if facing Chtulhu. So in order to keep their sanity they will just code additional layers around it without even touching it, adding to the ever growing pile of spaghetti.
The physics engine is at this point long dead and is now random digital noise, obliterated by a mind bending cascade of if-then-else statements. Devs who dare open this unholy code will probably face the same effects as if facing Chtulhu. So in order to keep their sanity they will just code additional layers around it without even touching it, adding to the ever growing pile of spaghetti.
Casually talking about murderous chair as if it were the most ordinary thing in the world.Injured while sitting down: ( index into Twitch VOD )
Casually talking about murderous chair as if it were the most ordinary thing in the world.
There's a point at which you'll stop waking up screaming in the morning only because there's no hope left.Guilty pleasure: I love diving into code pasta to untangle some of it and make it better. Well structured code is boring!
Until you own every variant of every ship in every colour, there is always hope!There's a point at which you'll stop waking up screaming in the morning only because there's no hope left.
To be fair, I once broke my finger in real life getting out of a chair, so it checks out.
It's the ultimate butthurt.
And here I thought because of the tomato sauce clown.There's a point at which you'll stop waking up screaming in the morning only because there's no hope left.
Kids always come up with the most impossible excuses to not do their duties.To be fair, I once broke my finger in real life getting out of a chair, so it checks out.(I was 13 and the school bus was early. The chair had decorative cutouts, and the finger slipped into one as I went into “I’m late!” mode complete with a piece of toast in my mouth. Needless to say, I missed the bus.
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