Well CMDRs, what a difference 24 hours makes. I’m almost lost for words with your submissions today pilots.
Almost. Don’t get too excited. Here come a lot of words.
There’s movement at the top of the Unlimited successful missions board that’s bordering on seismic, and the Poseidon that’s caused them is somewhat predictably CMDR Shaye Blackwood.
Son, you must carry around your own secret souped up Alcubierre drive or something because that was frankly astonishing. Either that or your hydrogen fuel comes from some secret lab somewhere out in Fullerene C60. You’re gonna make a few jaws drop among the gathered throng here in the hangar tonight when they see that time on the board. You got beat up a little at Misty Pool and Matarov, but overall, wow, great job, and in the Cobra too! Fantastic.
CMDR Raiko, I saw your Unlimited run before Blackwood’s and I was about to say similar girly-gushy things to you too if he hadn’t just casually come along behind you and bent physics. You had a great run and really raised the bar for Turner or Sulu to try and get over, but today just wasn’t your day. I like the uprated landing gear you found under a dusty cover in the back of the hangar too. Makes those landings just a little bit softer, which is a good thing given how hard you came down on 2E. We can get that pad fixed on Penny Benjamin too, don’t worry. Amazing work pilot, just amazing.
Also, welcome to the Regulation board. Your solid run puts you right in the thick of the action. We both know you can go quicker though. I believe in you.
Next we have.. CMDR Leeya Geddy. Nice run, but only just. I saw zero metres per second at the container for the shortest amount of time my old eyes could pick up. Almost had to disappoint you there pilot, but you’re on the board. Well done.
Kevin The Stabber, it seems like you’ve put down the sharp implements and concentrated on your attack runs today CMDR. Nice clean flight suit too. A great mission today sees you improve your time on the Regulation board right up to the top spot. Excellent work.
Breathing right down your neck is our very own Papa bear, CMDR Bruski. Or at least he would have been had he engaged silent running at the container! I had a visit by a security detachment from the Lucent Embrace earlier, wondering why (more than) one of our ships was showing an interest in their cargo!
I told them that I did not know, but rest assured I’d review what my pilots had been getting up to and get to the bottom of it. They left with some Lavian Brandy from my own personal stash which I DO want replacing.
Turn your damn silent running on next time CMDR!
CMDR Myxlplyx73. Great to see you back in the fray again after your first attempt went a bit sideways earlier this week.
Ok first, you hit launch, stayed on the pad, chose your destination, then left the pad. The timer starts as soon as you hit launch for these missions kid, but me being the kindly, benevolent guy I am I’ll…
Stop that sniggering Turner.
As I was saying, me being generous and all that, I’ll accept the start time you submitted given you’re a greenhorn, kid, but don’t let it happen again.
You hit all the markers at the carrier construction yard, good.
The Lucent Embrace though, almost. Same as Bruski, who seems to be a little teary eyed right now, you did not engage silent running at the container. No wonder those guys that came to see me earlier were upset. For that I’m afraid it’s mission failure.
At Misty Pool, the first satellite you scanned was the correct one, no need to do the others, otherwise good.
Matarov, great. So other than that silent running and the launch, good job. Time for a few more runs yet kid. I know you can do it.
CMDR Sulu you ripped that little Sidewinder round there like it was on fire. Which to be fair, it was at one point. That great hustle sees you improve your time on the Unlimited board.
What a day, aviators. What a day.
Dismissed.