What would you pimp your ship with?

Aah... Fabric window covering devices is a banned word is it? Couldnt understand what i had posted the other day that could have caused offence
 
My daughter said over Skype "My little Pony toilet seats!!"

ummm...ok...

You strange people realize there is no gravity on board? Unless that changed since last I looked.

I look at the cockpits and think how the crew is gonna sit in that cause I see no belts or anything. I see no handrails either. Overlooked or design failure? Oops?

I hate bobbly stuff. Wonder how that would work without gravity either. Or dice... Eww. Bean bags with belts? What would do well in a non-gravity situation? Not a bath, ping pong table, no nothing. Potted plants? :)

It's not Skyrim people :) Or the submarine from a Jules Verne novel. A library would be nice, but who owns a book anymore.
 
First of all, a six speed manual transmission. Then tinted windows, chromed 30" landing gear, chromed exhaust ports and a set of rubber testicles hanging from the back.... :cool:
 
You strange people realize there is no gravity on board? Unless that changed since last I looked.

I look at the cockpits and think how the crew is gonna sit in that cause I see no belts or anything. I see no handrails either. Overlooked or design failure? Oops?

I hate bobbly stuff. Wonder how that would work without gravity either. Or dice... Eww. Bean bags with belts? What would do well in a non-gravity situation? Not a bath, ping pong table, no nothing. Potted plants? :)

It's not Skyrim people :) Or the submarine from a Jules Verne novel. A library would be nice, but who owns a book anymore.

Were you a hall monitor as a child in school? :p
 
As time goes on, humanity will find more and more words banned for being naughty euphemisms. This will result in people using the remaining clean words as naughty euphemisms, which will get them banned, resulting in people using the remaining clean words as naughty euphemisms...

Leaving just the language of Tellytubbies and In The Night Garden as the acceptable language - jibble de wibble flob

I think given the choice that I would adorn my sidewinder with air bags. Oh and some plexi-glass. That canopy is forever compromising itself for the slightest of scratches :eek:
 
Alliance roundels, dual trucker style CB antennas or ECM antennas, naked lady lounging decal with classic "I <3 URANUS" bumper sticker.
 
Can I get one of those little tree shapes smelly things.

SWMBO says they smell better than me - and if I'm gonna be stuck in a tin can surrounded by vacuum for years on end, I'm gonna need something!
 
I was thinking of a 2 billion watt mega death beam but then who needs it if you have this.

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I desire my own personal crew of Astro-Droids that play the game for me while I watch them conquer the galaxy. Then they can pilot my fleet of Anaconda's that will enforce the use of at least one Bobble-head on every ship of face the death penalty.....Yea it's kinda harsh, but we have to remember that all work and no play makes a dull Universe for everyone, so I am going to start an Astro-Droid army, then sell them cheaply, full of bad software and design faults so they crash ships on docking:eek:
 
Hmm, a long tube hanging to the side that comes with a switch, left for beer, right for the other good stuff! ;)

Best to keep the right switch hidden in most systems.
 
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This, I would love it... I would pay for it.. I want it.... :(

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I'd have the walls covered with holo-projectors which projected an exact image of what the holo-cameras outside the ship saw.
 
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