You're playing too much Elite Dangerous when..........
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There's a certain school of thought when it comes to Audis and their drivers... *ducks* :0)
Hehe, another one of these. Ill repost my best:
1) When you are getting frisky with the wife, and ask for docking permission.
and some others...
2) When you are playing and a family member starts talking to you and you think "Great, they just introduced ship crew!"
3) You keep looking for the turbo button in your car.
4) You get annoyed when stuck in a traffic jam because there is no Z axis.
5) You get annoyed when stuck in a traffic jam because you can't switch to solo mode.
6) You think all other drivers on the road are griefers.
1) When you are getting frisky with the wife, and ask for docking permission.
and some others...
2) When you are playing and a family member starts talking to you and you think "Great, they just introduced ship crew!"
3) You keep looking for the turbo button in your car.
4) You get annoyed when stuck in a traffic jam because there is no Z axis.
5) You get annoyed when stuck in a traffic jam because you can't switch to solo mode.
6) You think all other drivers on the road are griefers.
The tail lights of the Audi Q3 in front of you make you think you've locked on to a potential threat and you should be deploying hardpoints.
... or bump into his tailgate to shove him out of the way, expecting your shields to absorb the impact...
1) When you see someone run a red light and wonder why there is no retributive laser fire from authorities.
2) You get your Voice attack mixed up with RL and wonder why the hatch on your SUV doesn't close when you say 'Gear Up'.
3) You think that you need to reboot your car due to a bug not displaying sensor array.
4) The room goes quiet when you have guests and you tell them how you just stole 6T of Platinum and made a killing on the black market.
5) You seriously wonder if you could survive only on Thai food during a 200 Ly expedition.
6) It puzzles you that you accomplished everything that you set out to do at the local shopping mall with no lag.
2) You get your Voice attack mixed up with RL and wonder why the hatch on your SUV doesn't close when you say 'Gear Up'.
3) You think that you need to reboot your car due to a bug not displaying sensor array.
4) The room goes quiet when you have guests and you tell them how you just stole 6T of Platinum and made a killing on the black market.
5) You seriously wonder if you could survive only on Thai food during a 200 Ly expedition.
6) It puzzles you that you accomplished everything that you set out to do at the local shopping mall with no lag.
The tail lights of the Audi Q3 in front of you make you think you've locked on to a potential threat and you should be deploying hardpoints.
have soooo done this.... and fired my imaginary missiles from the non-existent "deploy missile" buttons on my steering wheel
When local law enforcement, drive past. You start to wonder why the warning of a ship scan, isn't working.
When you cruise into your driveway and wonder why there's no holographic number above it.
Oh come on it's xmas - plenty of decorations available!
So who's going to be the first to show us their driveway landing pad ED style?
You fall asleep whilst playing Elite Dangerous, dream about playing Elite Dangerous, wake up and are still playing Elite Dangerous.
... you point at the night sky and say to your wife "I've been there"
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