Hey Santa Clause, where's my Krait?!

Cmdr Snuffler

Cmdr Snuffler
Quite often I get to thinking how as kids we got by
Like at Christmas time at our house we couldn't even afford a fire
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But we made do with what we had back then when I was young
Dad used to suck a peppermint and we'd all sit around his tongue
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We couldn't afford no sparkling tinsel for our Christmas tree
So we'd just wheel old Granddad in and make the old man sneeze
(ahh-CHOO... wheel him round the other side nanna)
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But things changed pretty bloody quick, I've got kids now of me own
And I heard 'em unwrap their pressies, last night when I got home
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Hey Santa Claus you git, where's me bloody Krait?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and everything here I hate!
I wrote you a bloody letter and I come to see you twice
You worn out geriatric beardy, you forgot me bloody Krait
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If I'd a' wanted a bloody adder, I would have bloody asked
And this gold 'Conda paint job and buggy you can shove right up your ass
You've stuffed me bloody order up, it's enough to make you spew
But it's not just me who's snakey, me sister's cheesed off too
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Hey Santa Clause you git, where's me bloody x52 pro?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember me I know
Cause I'm the little girl what you made sit right on your lap
I'll give you bloody ho ho ho, you forgot me bloody x52 pro
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Next time I come to see ya I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your bloody reindeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts
You just wait til next year, when you get back to that store
And me and me little sister come stomping through the door
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And we'll say, yeah you wait for it:
Hey mum's and dad's you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls cause he tells bloody lies
He's just a drink tank and a pervert, and his skin is the colour of slate
Cause the old beardy muppet forgot me bloody Krait
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Hey Santa Claus you git, where's me bloody Krait?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and everything here I hate!
I wrote you a bloody letter and I come to see you twice
You worn out geriatric beardy, you forgot me bloody Krait
 
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Rhaedas

Rhaedas
You know, everyone seems to want this ship for iconic reasons, but where would it fit in as far as hierarchy? Looking at Oolite, it was a non-hyperspace single fighter, and an older, outdated model. But it was bigger than the Cobra. Given the trademark guns on the wings, should it have a specialty?
 

Cmdr Snuffler

Cmdr Snuffler
th3_fr4gil3 said:
kevin 'bloody' wilson, classic.
toned down tho. :p
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Yea, family friendly forum :D
Rhaedas said:
You know, everyone seems to want this ship for iconic reasons, but where would it fit in as far as hierarchy? Looking at Oolite, it was a non-hyperspace single fighter, and an older, outdated model. But it was bigger than the Cobra. Given the trademark guns on the wings, should it have a specialty?
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Because it looked mint, was slightly bigger than a sidey, and in previous Elite games it came with teeth decal!!!
It was great for those military missions where you had to fly through canyons taking fire while taking recon photos. Small ship = less chance of being hit.
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Krait_79

Krait_79
I approve! Brilliant post +1

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Rhaedas said:
You know, everyone seems to want this ship for iconic reasons, but where would it fit in as far as hierarchy? Looking at Oolite, it was a non-hyperspace single fighter, and an older, outdated model. But it was bigger than the Cobra. Given the trademark guns on the wings, should it have a specialty?
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It would be like the Eagle but better. In the same way the Adder improves on the Hauler.
 

Julio Montega

Julio Montega
Rhaedas said:
You know, everyone seems to want this ship for iconic reasons, but where would it fit in as far as hierarchy? Looking at Oolite, it was a non-hyperspace single fighter, and an older, outdated model. But it was bigger than the Cobra. Given the trademark guns on the wings, should it have a specialty?
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Yeah it should have a specialty, twin engine slots.
Rocket Boat with laserz pew pew pew!
 
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