OMG did Michael just say Lily Allen is doing the soundtrack?
Best sung with a Cockney accent...
LVE
Shuttling round the system in an ASBO Krait
'Cos I lost my trader's permit.
Tried to mine some ore from an asteroid
But carved up a poor rock hermit.
Everybody's happy in their carebear world
Of newbie low ranking pilots.
But everyone knows that any second now
It'll fill up with ganking pirates.
You might laugh, you might curse,
But you know Riedquat's worse.
Station's in the sky,
Oh why oh why would I wanna dock anywhere else?
Station's in the sky,
Oh why oh why would I wanna dock anywhere else?
When you look with your scanners
Everybody's got manners.
But in their Cobras and Lanners,
Some players are spanners.
There was a little old trader who was heading for the port
He was ferrying a load of beef in.
There were dozens of ships all blocking his way
I believe that is known as griefin'.
When a bloke came along and offered to help
To breach the enforced embargo.
But it was all a front and the sneaky little c**t
Blew him up and nicked his cargo.
Lave.
Yeah, that's life in Lave.
Yeah, that's life in Lave.
Yeah, that's life in Lave.