So, Rage quit this game suxor init

Druid

Druid
So, (always start with so) I have a fully laden Asp . I try to dock and I cant stop the ship fast enough because I didnt take into account how heavy it was . I get tangled up in the dumb pilot net poles , things outside the docking tube . Why are they there? Why not remove them so this dosnt happen . I meen I dont want to look at what Im doing all the time do I ? Blimey FD must want me to take respon1cibility for my actions. I then get a tresspass warning and try everything to get out of being stuck but I cant, the next thing I know is Im being blown to kindom come.

This game is so harsh , I have lost absolutly nothing but 400,000 credits and all my cargo . Surly the game should take pitty on me and gently brush me out of the docking tube ? It's all FD's fault i was laughing so much at my idiocy and having to start my rare run again.

I hereby put FD on notice that if I laugh any more at my idiocy I shall quit this game and go back to space invaders.
 
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god I wish more people would rage quit.

Instead they continue to play even though they hate the game as if there are not tons of other options in the gaming market
 

Rubellen

Rubellen
Druid said:
So, (always start with so) I have a fully laden Asp . I try to dock and I cant stop the ship fast enough because I didnt take into account how heavy it was . I get tangled up in the dumb pilot net poles , things outside the docking tube . Why are they there? Why not remove them so this dosnt happen . I meen I dont want to look at what Im doing all the time do I ? Blimey FD must want me to take respon1cibility for my actions. I then get a tresspass warning and try everything to get out of being stuck but I cant, the next thing I know is Im being blown to kindom come.

This game is so harsh , I have lost absolutly nothing but 400,000 credits and all my cargo . Surly the game should take pitty on me and gently brush me out of the docking tube ? It's all FD's fault i was laughing so much at my idiocy and having to start my rare run again.


I hereby put FD on notice that if I laugh any more at my idiocy I shall quit this game and go back to space invaders.
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It's your own fault :p. Just like me running my Asp against the wall when hitting the boost button instead of the retract gear button. Or boosting my Asp out of the station and not noticing the Lakon 9 stumbeling in ... Been there, done that ...
 

Skürt Avil

Skürt Avil
Done that a few times too. Station laws are very harsh, I got fired on for not being able to see my landing plot quick enough. I've never seen an NPC get blasted for loitering in the entry and obstructing everyone else though.
 

Therris

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Rubellen said:
It's your own fault :p. Just like me running my Asp against the wall when hitting the boost button instead of the retract gear button. Or boosting my Asp out of the station and not noticing the Lakon 9 stumbeling in ... Been there, done that ...
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I think you missed the part where the OP is a joke...
 

FoxTwo

FoxTwo
Druid said:
I get tangled up in the dumb pilot net poles , things outside the docking tube . Why are they there? Why not remove them so this dosnt happen .
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I use the "toaster rack" (as well as the spire at the end of the station) to align my approach. Very helpful as I normally approach at an angle more than 45 degrees and at speeds around 250 to 300 m/s.

If I don't see the rack lining up properly I abort and go around.
 

bitstorm

bitstorm
In you're not careful ED bit by bit corrals you down a route where one mistake and you can lose EVERYTHING. I kinda like that.
 

Druid

Druid
Antenociti , at least you got it, well done . Not sure I could have made it any more of a pee take of these forums tbh lol
 

Seonid

Seonid
Druid said:
I have a fully laden Asp . I try to dock and I cant stop the ship fast enough because I didnt take into account how heavy it was .
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I say old chap, get a grip. It's an Asp, sounds just like a WW2 heavy bomber even down to the carburettor farts when you decelerate, when docking one should have ones head out of the window (with helmet, goggles and scarf of course) shouting "Bandits! 5 O'clock! DakkaDakka!" and so forth.

Going from my T7 to my Viper is also dangerous, almost tank it into something on first take-off.
 

OvrTehBottm

OvrTehBottm
Ah yes, Station law, gotta love it. That and user piloting errors. I'm honestly quite surprised at the lack of debris floating inside the stations given mans propensity for 'oops' moments and the resulting panic that quite simply makes things a whole lot worse. I can't say how many times I've traded paint in the mail slot with some poor soul who is just trying to feed his family. Here I come, mach 7.9 entering or leaving, toward the mail slot and not noticing until it's to late the rather large Type 9. And wondering as the offending SCREEEEEEECH occurs; how the heck did I not see that dang thing?
 

Druid

Druid
Seonid said:
I say old chap, get a grip. It's an Asp, sounds just like a WW2 heavy bomber even down to the carburettor farts when you decelerate, when docking one should have ones head out of the window (with helmet, goggles and scarf of course) shouting "Bandits! 5 O'clock! DakkaDakka!" and so forth.

Going from my T7 to my Viper is also dangerous, almost tank it into something on first take-off.
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I gota say I love that sound , Its like my Triumph motorbike when decelorating. I will be trying not to emulate the same action on the bike though lol .

Makes me smile how forum posts can be completely missinterprated even when crafted in a certain way to offer some amusment. ;-)
 

Mikey2305

Mikey2305
OP... Rep for the irony

My solution for the caught in the chicken wire scenario is to press the reset button real quick...When i wake up, as if by magic i find myself floating outside with ship and cargo intact. Also quite handy when nutting a T9 on the way out...
 
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